Most ridiculous thing someone has said about skateboarding

[the redline]

Agreed. The Vov and Hawk rip though.

Tony Hawk is boring as fuck to watch...Bob just rips, but he's annoying.

[rawbertson]

can yall table top? can yall helicopter?

[colorblindbowen]

The last time I talked to my moms (about 3 weeks ago) she asked how my best friends wedding went. 

For his bachelor party, our homie with the indoor park hooked us up with a private session with all the closest homies.

I let her know how awesome it was to skate for 7 hours straight after 16 hours on the plane and in the car.

"Skating the night before his wedding!?!?!?!  You two need to grow up."  (I'm 23, he's 29.)

I let her know that there is a 47 year old dude that kills it at the park near my house.

"Yeah but what does he do?" she asked.

He's an engineer at Boeing.

That dude said it in the rip city trailer, and I couldn't agree more.  I too, look at people every day and wonder how they make it through life without skateboarding.

I wonder if my moms has ever had anything in her life that even comes close to what skateboarding has done for me.

[rawbertson]

yeah my mom is like that too, she can fuck right off with that shit, i wouldnt be half as ill as i am without skatin

[elastic back]

exactly. thank dijo that rawb was able to become ill from skating.

[lateskate]

^^^ True That!

[the redline]

The last time I talked to my moms (about 3 weeks ago) she asked how my best friends wedding went. 

For his bachelor party, our homie with the indoor park hooked us up with a private session with all the closest homies.

I let her know how awesome it was to skate for 7 hours straight after 16 hours on the plane and in the car.

"Skating the night before his wedding!?!?!?!  You two need to grow up."  (I'm 23, he's 29.)

I let her know that there is a 47 year old dude that kills it at the park near my house.

"Yeah but what does he do?" she asked.

He's an engineer at Boeing.

That dude said it in the rip city trailer, and I couldn't agree more.  I too, look at people every day and wonder how they make it through life without skateboarding.

I wonder if my moms has ever had anything in her life that even comes close to what skateboarding has done for me.

Strippers at a skate park would be the best bachelor party (or any kind of party) ever.

[elastic back]

[insert pictures of strippers at burnside here]

[rawbertson]

The last time I talked to my moms (about 3 weeks ago) she asked how my best friends wedding went. 

For his bachelor party, our homie with the indoor park hooked us up with a private session with all the closest homies.

I let her know how awesome it was to skate for 7 hours straight after 16 hours on the plane and in the car.

"Skating the night before his wedding!?!?!?!  You two need to grow up."  (I'm 23, he's 29.)

I let her know that there is a 47 year old dude that kills it at the park near my house.

"Yeah but what does he do?" she asked.

He's an engineer at Boeing.

That dude said it in the rip city trailer, and I couldn't agree more.  I too, look at people every day and wonder how they make it through life without skateboarding.

I wonder if my moms has ever had anything in her life that even comes close to what skateboarding has done for me.

Strippers at a skate park would be the best bachelor party (or any kind of party) ever.

my birthday is comin up... thatd be hyphy

[C H U C K]

Hang out outside the strip joint and lay down some phat beats. Wait for the strippers to come out and then start walking to the skatepark, you'll be just like the pied piper.

[bailgun]

but if he lays down his beats, the bitches will bang their heads so hard they'll break their neck, and who wants paraplegic strippers at their party?

shit's depressing.

[C H U C K]

OK, instead of being the pied piper, he could just bring his laptop to the park and watch porn with his brother.

[rawbertson]

it would be cool to take a tranny on tranny, backside obviously.

[elastic back]

it would be cool to take a tranny on tranny, backside obviously.

you want to give it to a tranny backside on tranny? nice!

[bailgun]

back to the subject, "Most ridiculous thing someone has said about skateboarding." i think i have the new champion...

not to sound like a prick, but i am decent at ramps, i think i could ollie it. im sure lots of people can ollie it. now coming down frrom that 20 foot air on the vert ramp, thats a different story.