rawbertson's super thug life

[lateskate]

she had nicer tits and shit last time i saw her.

what did you do to make her shit?

put it in her butt

YES!!!!!!!!

[the WORMER]

over the weekend some real g shit went down. i got this homey who been in jail a few times, i met him skating like two or three summers ago. they built this brand new skatepark like 5 min frmo my house. i had never seen this dude before, he was all thugged out, and was doing gap to fs lipslide on a pyramid handrail thingy. then he fs boardslid across and down the kink. we became real good friends, all of our friends knew eachother andshit, it was just not until that year until my buddy blew up.

anyway he was a grimy motherfucker always gettin in shit wtih cops, hes fuckin amazing skateboarder, but he has fuckin face tattoos and shit so he will never get a job. he on some shit now robbin people with guns and smokin crystal meth. i skated with him on the weekend, i was hoping hed be down to do some raps and skate and shit, but the dude is mad different now. i couldnt even really chill with him. i dont knwo if yall know maybe i wrote it earlier in the thread but i got in some large shit with cops got burnt with 6000$ and oz of weed and digi and shit, and i got off just a couple weeks ago, no charges, notthing. im in large debt to lawyers and my parents now tho. im pretty sure i aint growin this year, i cant be riskin goin to jail now, especially after seein shit like this go down.

last summer, me and fetus were puttin out plants and we were driving on a dirt road. this is like 2 weeks after i got caught. a cop pulls us over, we have afucking cardboard box with plants in the back. he just asked us why we were out in the middle of nowhere, and we told him some bullshit story and he let us go, didnt even ask to see in the box or nothing. so fucking lucky. i am just gettin up in my job and shit too so id totally blow it for basically the next decade to come if i got sent to jail.

my god

[rawbertson]

yea so now tryin to get this girlfriend and shit, i hope she aint searchin "Mike Rawbertson" on google.

[C H U C K]

yea so now tryin to get this girlfriend and shit, i hope she aint searchin "Mike Rawbertson" on google.

by raw mike aka rawbertson on 3/6/2009 10:44am
what the deal yall this a straight banger 92 shit bring it back to yall, yall niggas need to step yo smoke game up, step yo hash game up, but this shit aint a game to me this grown man b.i.

EPIC!

[rawbertson]

damn yo i need to get some paper for real. i am missing out on a japan/china/korea trip because im so hurt for dough and my damn job will only give me 16 hrs a week. i am goign to try and make a skate video and new beat CD and try and make money off of those to retain sanity.

the thing that pisses me off a guy just quit so i thought for sure i could get his hours, so they could have one employee at 32 hours a week, but instead for some fucking reason they want 2 employees at 16 hours. fucking bullshit i am a god damn human like holy fuck

[Alien Sweatshop]

robertson, you're a fucking kook. go hang yourself with whatever object is closest to you at your computer desk.

not really seeing how that makes me a kook whatsoever i am explaining myself totally legitimately where i got my reasoning from. what do you like? prolly nike SB and lakai, GWB. why is your opinion on shoes so much better than mine? because you havent used 1 example to back it up? cause you have a higher slap pal rep? u lick ur own cum u fagget. whos really the fucking kook?

also the more times u say kook it shows how hipster and underground ur tryin to be. every time i have to say hipster on this forum it pisses me off but you all know the brutal styles and stereotypes and trolls and all that fucking jizz. its just getting bad now.

No, I say you're a kook because you actually are one. I'm not some fucking dude that pretends to know your shitty personality on the internet, I know it in real life and unfortunately have to be from the same area as you. You're real hard as fuck when you show up to the skatepark with track pants too short, sportchek converse and some wu tang shirt that's supposed to make you "legit". go fuck yourself, your shitty style and your lame ass "persona" that you play out.

[rawbertson]

word, friday night, i was chillin with my friend danimal, and he got his girl to come down. we got swiss chalet, that shit is bomb, although the fries fucking suck ass. get potatoes from now on. i had a cold, this wasnt helping matters. i went to the beer store around 12 pm, fetus was doing deliveries, so i was stuck by myself. i made 2 new beats, i was really on some east coast shit for a bit, but now im goin digital route doin some nintendo beats. yeah call me a hipster, but yall know i was runnin that rap game, tryin to get j-rog on the beats right. you could rap over these beats. im savin em for my new album tho. fuck that dude.

so anyway danimals girl comes down and brings her friend. i am super into her friend and she added me to facebook and msn and all that shit right. we are hangin out and she is givin me signals, we're at the bar, gettin all hyphy, but then we get back to danimals house, and she tells her friend she wants to leave. its weird cause she travelled 2 hrs to get here frrom school, and she has come back home EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND since i met her. her friend said she hasnt been home more than once or twice the entire school year. she was as confused as i was. its easter this weekend and she prolly comin down, i gotta find out what that dealio is mane!

this chick is awesome she is a good singer and plays guitar and is pretty. she has nice hair too, blonde, i never been with any blonde girl past first base. well once i got a girls titty out but she puked. so that is like a ground rule double or something. anyway, i called her a hipster and she was kind of upset, but i said dont worry i am still your friend and thats what matters. liek fuck, i wear brown chord every day, maybe i am a hipster even. this made her happy.

saturday: shit what did i do saturdaY? i know i got really baked off a dutch master. i somewhat remember playing tiger woods with fetus for a few hours... oh yeah! It was fucking cold saturday. fuck that day. it sucked. went to rub and tug.

sunday - skated my local park , dropped a never been done trick. fs 5050, bs 180 in mid grind, to sw bs 5050, half cab out. i actually think i saw bam do this trick on a mini ramp. i almost got my 2nd variation, fs 5-0, bs 180 in mid grind, to fakie 5-0. i am going to land it probably within the next few days and change skateboarding. my friend brando did a sw hardflip over the pyramid hip, and it was a swanson, not one of those osiris shits. i dont see pros even busting switch swansons. maybe thats cauze i dont watch skate videos. i know they are out there but its rare and you know it.we also got some new kush in last night and i read in High Times magazine that KW region has some of the best kush in the world. i been to sf and smoked it there and id say its easily comparable.

this morning , my co-worker, it is his last day, he sees me on slap all the time. he said "Michael, its only 9 am and you are slapping already." i just so happened to be on the "Beautiful Women Thread". No, i wasnt jerking off, i dont do that shit at work. he is 38 and acts like he is 16, he always makes fart noises and jerk off motions to try and get me to laugh when customers are in the store or when im on the phone. he knew i was a burnout the first day i came into work, i wasnt even baked.

[the WORMER]

my friend danimal

beer store

well once i got a girls titty out but she puked. so that is like a ground rule double or something.

i "Michael, its only 9 am and you are slapping already." i just so happened to be on the "Beautiful Women Thread". No, i wasnt jerking off, i dont do that shit at work. he is 38 and acts like he is 16, he always makes fart noises and jerk off motions to try and get me to laugh when customers are in the store or when im on the phone. 

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SHIT

[bailgun]

so rawbertson, did you get a rib removed, or did you go the yoga route?

[The Westwood]

i never been with any blonde girl past first base. well once i got a girls titty out but she puked. so that is like a ground rule double or something.

i am going to land it probably within the next few days and change skateboarding.

+1

[rawbertson]

so rawbertson, did you get a rib removed, or did you go the yoga route?

i always wondered if that were true or not, if marilyn manson actually cut out a rib to suck his own dick, sounds made up to me.

[Alien Sweatshop]

Not to be a dick but if the girl you're talking about was actually a hipster, she wouldn't want to be seen anywhere with you. She also seems like a nice/peppy women to me which is against hipster law. Hipsters are all about exclusivity, if you're not a hipster, they're not hanging out with you. Also brown cords do not make you a hipster, the only people I ever see wear cords are the elderly and skaters who want to dress like Julien Stranger. Hipsterness is a mentality not a clothing style, if someone has "hipster clothes" but acts like a regular person, then this person is just a regular old prep in flashy clothes. You should come to New York City sometime, I'll show you around the McKibbin Lofts and the Bedford AVE area so you can see what real hipsters are like. In conclusion, the blonde girl you called a hipster is just a regular prep and you're a fucking idiot for calling her one. Who tells an attractive girl that she's a hipster? You are a moron. 95% of heterosexual males would fuck one of those legitimate or poser hipster women with their glasses on, I know I would. The pants and sunglasses they wear make my pickle glow.

[bailgun]

the sweatshop manufactures real talk these days.

[rawbertson]

Not to be a dick but if the girl you're talking about was actually a hipster, she wouldn't want to be seen anywhere with you. She also seems like a nice/peppy women to me which is against hipster law. Hipsters are all about exclusivity, if you're not a hipster, they're not hanging out with you. Also brown cords do not make you a hipster, the only people I ever see wear cords are the elderly and skaters who want to dress like Julien Stranger. Hipsterness is a mentality not a clothing style, if someone has "hipster clothes" but acts like a regular person, then this person is just a regular old prep in flashy clothes. You should come to New York City sometime, I'll show you around the McKibbin Lofts and the Bedford AVE area so you can see what real hipsters are like. In conclusion, the blonde girl you called a hipster is just a regular prep and you're a fucking idiot for calling her one. Who tells an attractive girl that she's a hipster? You are a moron. 95% of heterosexual males would fuck one of those legitimate or poser hipster women with their glasses on, I know I would. The pants and sunglasses they wear make my pickle glow.

im sure living in new york city, you know much more about being a hipster and what makes someone a hipster. i really could care less about what it takes to be a real hipster. im glad you have shown me the light. i hope i can come to NYC this summer, i have always dreamed of going there to skate.

Im sorry I dont know as much about hipsters as you, I guess that makes me a moron. I am not into labelling people at all, or genres of music either for that matter.

Anyway, the girl thought it was funny, and we went out last weekend. it was pretty fun, we had some drinks. I asked her to hang out just me and her on friday (tomorrow night!) and she said yes, but she has a family dinner to attend first, and she would text me if it wasnt too late, and left her phone number. i dont think i have ever been this stoked on a girl.

[Alien Sweatshop]

Of course there aren't any hipsters in Canada, they'd commit suicide due to all the "generic" gingers over there. And you called me a hipster for wearing long sleeve baseball shirts and navy blue clothes? I look like a bro compared to those fucks. I'm just a dumbass Paul Bunyon/Gino Iannucci/AWS rider/Julien Stranger/Anthony Pappalardo wannabe, I can't help it. I'm 11 years old, what do you expect?