rawbertson's super thug life

[rawbertson]

well anyway im raw as fuck and shit aint gettin lighter
word so this week was some fuckin shit
on the weekend i skated and ripped this fucking bench spot with my homey brando
he fs noseblunted that shit, and like the style where you roll at it sideways, not that straight on bullshit. i got a new trick for yall now, bs bigspin to bs noseblunt, its really just a shoveit to noseblunt, but thats the way it would look to a new jack.

i busted heelflip manny kickflip out twice in a row, and this umbro dude said "you guys sponsoreD" and i wasl ike "never man." he was ripping. he had a fucking dreadful european style, but he could dance his umbros up large high, tippy toe shit when on that kickflip manny.

i think i skated on saturday too but i think i mostly just smoked weed with fetus. i really dont remember shit from saturday. i didnt chill with that girl all weekend, fuckin cunt. whats she thinkin? she gonna get a bigger dick? now shes sayin "doubt it." now she on my MSN actin like shit aint changed. bitch what was you thinkin???

yeah sunday sucked, just went to my cousins house and shit, ate turkey and shit. fuckin easter sucks, i had to go to church, that shit is for straight up F.A.G.S. so fuckin boring, and they got you standin up and sittin down the whole damn time. fuck that shit.

didnt cop the new MF Doom cd. he can lick my nuts. didnt show up to his concert on several occaisons. i will burn it and distribute it to all my friends though. been listenin to doap nixon sour diesel a lot lately, shit is hot, yall slept on it though.

had a job interview yesterday with the district manager. i hope he hires me. i am workin harder than all these other feaggets in the company, i just aint tryin to dickride myself in the interview. i aint tryin to come up like that, thats some straight f.aggy shit talkin bout yourself all the time and shit. so yeah i was like i know this shit better , and i am workin harder than 99.9% of theses cum recepticles. hopefully he down for that cause imma straight hustler when it comes to sales.

they are buidlin a bowl at my local park. there are some local kids who have beef with me who are now acting cool to me for some reaosn, still ignored em and  shit. there are like 20 kids in this skate crew who act like they got some sort of career in skating, the sad thing is, no one gives a shit. my crew rips every fucking day and doesnt trout. i hope i end up fighting them all.

i am workin on gettin this camera off my buddy. a vx2100 for 1300$, and i bought a lense for it a few years ago. it is a really good deal. i have used it many times (the cam i made thep romo on), he doesnt use it at all anymore. i need to save money, im 900$ in the hole to visa, about 9000$ to my parents, and if i get this job, another 6-8000$ for the car im going to buy. ont he plus side, ill be making 50,000$ a year. i would love to make a video of some real east coast shit and show yall what the deal is out here.  like i said my friends rip and we aint got shit. i got this promo im gonna put out this weekend actualyl from all old footage like two years ago. its way ahead of its time yall will think it came out yesterday. but anyway, my friend kevin is filmin with these fraggets usin some handy cam bullshit. dude is thugged out large and does dope handplants on tranny. he nollie varial flipped a 8 stair last summer 2nd try drunk. i also got this other buddy whos got face and neck tattoos and he rips huge handrails, and i saw him laser flip a hip. but again they filmin on this handy cam shit, and also dude is caught up in a murder bid now, for real. im not playin in the slightest here. MURDA BID. dont sleep. we need to get this cat on some real shit before shit popps off again.

[elastic back]

wow. i am going to have to let that marinate in my brain for a bit...

[bailgun]

well anyway im raw as fuck and shit aint gettin lighter
word so this week was some fuckin shit
on the weekend i skated and ripped this fucking bench spot with my homey brando
he fs noseblunted that shit, and like the style where you roll at it sideways, not that straight on bullshit. i got a new trick for yall now, bs bigspin to bs noseblunt, its really just a shoveit to noseblunt, but thats the way it would look to a new jack.

i busted heelflip manny kickflip out twice in a row, and this umbro dude said "you guys sponsoreD" and i wasl ike "never man." he was ripping. he had a fucking dreadful european style, but he could dance his umbros up large high, tippy toe shit when on that kickflip manny.

i think i skated on saturday too but i think i mostly just smoked weed with fetus. i really dont remember shit from saturday. i didnt chill with that girl all weekend, fuckin cunt. whats she thinkin? she gonna get a bigger dick? now shes sayin "doubt it." now she on my MSN actin like shit aint changed. bitch what was you thinkin???

yeah sunday sucked, just went to my cousins house and shit, ate turkey and shit. fuckin easter sucks, i had to go to church, that shit is for straight up F.A.G.S. so fuckin boring, and they got you standin up and sittin down the whole damn time. fuck that shit.

didnt cop the new MF Doom cd. he can lick my nuts. didnt show up to his concert on several occaisons. i will burn it and distribute it to all my friends though. been listenin to doap nixon sour diesel a lot lately, shit is hot, yall slept on it though.

had a job interview yesterday with the district manager. i hope he hires me. i am workin harder than all these other feaggets in the company, i just aint tryin to dickride myself[/size] in the interview. i aint tryin to come up like that, thats some straight f.aggy shit talkin bout yourself all the time and shit. so yeah i was like i know this shit better , and i am workin harder than 99.9% of theses cum recepticles. hopefully he down for that cause imma straight hustler when it comes to sales.

they are buidlin a bowl at my local park. there are some local kids who have beef with me who are now acting cool to me for some reaosn, still ignored em and  shit. there are like 20 kids in this skate crew who act like they got some sort of career in skating, the sad thing is, no one gives a shit. my crew rips every fucking day and doesnt trout. i hope i end up fighting them all.

i am workin on gettin this camera off my buddy. a vx2100 for 1300$, and i bought a lense for it a few years ago. it is a really good deal. i have used it many times (the cam i made thep romo on), he doesnt use it at all anymore. i need to save money, im 900$ in the hole to visa, about 9000$ to my parents, and if i get this job, another 6-8000$ for the car im going to buy. ont he plus side, ill be making 50,000$ a year. i would love to make a video of some real east coast shit and show yall what the deal is out here.  like i said my friends rip and we aint got shit. i got this promo im gonna put out this weekend actualyl from all old footage like two years ago. its way ahead of its time yall will think it came out yesterday. but anyway, my friend kevin is filmin with these fraggets usin some handy cam bullshit. dude is thugged out large and does dope handplants on tranny. he nollie varial flipped a 8 stair last summer 2nd try drunk. i also got this other buddy whos got face and neck tattoos and he rips huge handrails, and i saw him laser flip a hip. but again they filmin on this handy cam shit, and also dude is caught up in a murder bid now, for real. im not playin in the slightest here. MURDA BID. dont sleep. we need to get this cat on some real shit before shit popps off again.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! all you ever do is ride your own dick, son.
and vx's are crap. ask anyone outside of skateboarding.

[rawbertson]

yeah, but i am making a skate video, not a regular movie. vx2100 is the best camera for skateboarding. HD is bullshit waste of money, you dont need that shit for filming a skate video. i was going to settel for vx1000 but this would cost basically just as much and this would be so much better at night, and also has a screen. anything else is just too low quality. i was thinking about getting cannon gl-2 but i dont like the look of those, looks too muich like 411 bullshit. i want that photosynthesis look. yeah ask anyone outside skating its shit, no shit buddy. you can spend 15 grand on a camera, you dumbass. dont try and downplay my shit just cause im hype. i aint never put myself on nothing. im doin shit for dolo i dont need yall gassin me or critisizn.

[bailgun]

there's a ton of cameras available that RUIN the vx's for under $1500. there's a reason sony stopped making them almost a decade ago.

[bucky fellini]

i would love to make a video of some real east coast shit and show yall what the deal is out here.

and would this be before or after you do the two day drive to the east coast?

[Alien Sweatshop]

Chyea Rawb! We East Coast mofos was doing pole jams while yall west coast mofos was doing pressure flips and now yall biting our shit with yall nick trappassos and austyn gilletes. yall in the west coast are sum shark ass niggas, biting our shit. I dont really blame yall on the real though, we sent yall Keenan, Gino and Huf and they musta brought the east coast style to yall and yall realized how tired yall style wuz. Real muhfucking talk. We gotz da freshest lines ever watch old east coast footage befo' cellar doors was all the rage. Muhfucking Kalis, Stevie, Wenning, Fred Gall and all that shiznit. I respect da niggaz hu do the same thing since day one, muhfucking ricky oyola, josh kalis, Huf, Brian Wenning, tim O Connor, Fred Gall, all east coast nigguz who kept dey stylezz. I respect Puleo and Pappalardo even if they switched dey style up, itz all good. Most of the cellar door ass niggaz is from like Ohio or some shit, they pozaz trying to rep NYC hard by skating all the cellar door spots in Williamsburg and downtown manhattan, you neva see dem poza ass niggaz in east new york or coney island or the bronx, hell even queens and uptown manhattan. now the real cellar door niggaz like the niggaz on traffic are cool, dey aint no fake ass niggaz. pappalardo aint no fake ass either ya dig? East Coast got it all, fresh ledge lines, creativity, and yall west coast niggaz just be sharks biting our shit over time. its all good. keep skatin.

[Alien Sweatshop]

so yea thanks to eby i finally got to go to philly today. met up with my nigga Tim O Connor he was busting fakie fs 180's down the love park set but he didn't land it. on the real we was on some late-90's OG east coast shit I was trying to bust a switch flip back smith at that ledge wennign switch back smithed in photosynthesis way back and this local nigga was like "yo Lawng Island! you cant be trying that trick, you'd be one-upping wenning's trick" and i was like "nigga fuck brian wenning" and busted teh switch flip back smith first try. then i went to the set, shit look mad scary, by that time Tim basically gave up on the fakie fs 180 so I tried to switch flip it, again some fake ass niggaz telling me I couldn't do it cuz thats pappalardos trick and i was like "dat nigga didnt even land it and he aint coming back here, hes too busy doing pole jams and ollieing over cellar doors" so yeah I rode up to it and switch flipped it first try and some dude who cool with pappalardo was starting to front and he wuz like "nigguh, you know thats pappalardos trick and he hasnt landed it yet, datz mad disrespectful, go back to Lawng Island wit dat shit" and i was like "nigga pleaze, first of all, pappalardo is from lawng island so wut chu trying to say? and nigga like i told the other guy pappalardo never coming back, he's too busy ollieing over art exhibits and cellar doors. hell, i might as well switch tre that shit" so i rode up and tried to switch tre it and I landed it mad sketch so i went back and tried it again and some nigga straight up, was right where i was about to land and i had to kick out and crash into that nigga, it was pappalardos dude, Vincenzo and he was like "nigga, didn't Luigi already tell you you can't do pappalardos trick? you about to be sleeping wit da fishes" so then i trucked that nigga in the face. then his homie mario called up the main mafia of philly and they was serching for me so i skated my ass back to long island, straight up, skated all the way back to the LI full speed and got back in like 13 hours, shit was crazy, now i cant go back to philly again. shit.

[bailgun]

you're shredding hard as fuck, dawg.

[the WORMER]

i busted heelflip manny kickflip out twice in a row, and this umbro dude said "you guys sponsoreD" and i wasl ike "never man." he was ripping. he had a fucking dreadful european style, but he could dance his umbros up large high, tippy toe shit when on that kickflip manny.


didnt cop the new MF Doom cd. he can lick my nuts. didnt show up to his concert on several occaisons. i will burn it and distribute it to all my friends though. been listenin to doap nixon sour diesel a lot lately, shit is hot, yall slept on it though.

I don't know what language this is but it isn't english

[bailgun]

its a little-used dialect used north of the border known as gingernadian.

[rawbertson]

there's a ton of cameras available that RUIN the vx's for under $1500. there's a reason sony stopped making them almost a decade ago.

ok show me an ebay item listed for less than 1300$ that is better than a vx2100. i dont want anything from cannon i hate the way they look so dont drop no GL2 shit on me. i knew a kid that had that camera and i thought it looked like shit. 

also you are just plain wrong, the camera didnt even come out til 2003. there is no way you could find a camera this nice for this cheap it was 2600$ when it came out my friend is just hooking me up, it has only been used like 10 times and mostly by me.

http://www.reevoo.com/reviews/mpn/sony/dcr_vx2100

if you go to the far left column it shows what day it came out, 24 dec 2003. dummy.

[elastic back]

gwb killing it.

i started to think that you were another one of ian reid's fake accounts since there are so many similarities, but i am not sold on that conspiracy yet.

[Alien Sweatshop]

hahahhaha, care to explain this Ian Reid fake account conspiracy? Is he really all over the messageboards making fake accounts pretending to be 13 year olds from the suburban NJ/NY/PA/CT area? Is there one famous account he made in particular?

[elastic back]

hahahhaha, care to explain this Ian Reid fake account conspiracy? Is he really all over the messageboards making fake accounts pretending to be 13 year olds from the suburban NJ/NY/PA/CT area? Is there one famous account he made in particular?

snitches get stitches.


seems like you might know though...