Skateboarders VS. Messageboarders

[the WORMER]

I have a stencil I made of a giraffe.

[malinas]

jeffrey

[Zero Point Two]

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"wHaT i Do Is TiGhTeN mY wHeElS aNd TrUcKs AnD tHeN dO mY bEsT tRiCk InTo B sTrEeT iN sAn DiEgO. tHeN mY rIcH fRiEnD fRoM cArLsBaD fIlMs It WiTh HiS $1000 cAmErA tHaT hIs MoMmY bOuGhT hIm AnD pUtz It iN A viTaL SkaTe ViD. ThAtz cOOl RigHt???!!!!?!!!?!" 
-  In regards to the 'rules of bombing a hill'

   Now this is a completely different monster.  Did he want to stick out like a sore thumb?  Was that the reasoning, or was it just because he was bored and wanted to give his shift-pinkie exercise every half of a second?  Either way it was a bitch to decipher the 1's from the I's, the l's from the I's and all of it hurt my fucking eyes.  But regarding the idea that there are rules to bombing a hill, isn't the only rule to go all the way down and not to die?  Because if you die, you obviously have lost to the hill.  And if you don't go down all the way, well.... then your not bombing the fuckin' hill are you!  When your 8 years old you bomb your driveway, all the way down, or your a pussy.  When your 16 years old you bomb that big hill on the way to the skate park, all the way down, or your a pussy.  When your Danny Way you bomb a mountain, all the way down, or your a pussy (Sorry D-Way, your the only one to blame for putting yourself in position for such categorization.)....

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check out phelps epicly later'd, i was curious that's all, but since you seem internet retarded, i'll just wait until you catch up