OMG EVERYBODY HATES ME!!!

[polly@bbt]

One time i saw two dudes kissing and the park, and that was the gayest thing ive ever seen until I read  this thread.

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lol.

[bailgun]

sorry... that was to easy... anyway... i dont really care who u bother... its sorta childish on everyones part right? cant we all be friends?

thats what i'm sayin homie, the most of the mods and "living legends" on here are acting like little kids, hating on EVERY post, replying off topic, and generally being  massive vaginas.

here's exactly why you get shit... you showed up and posted the same fucking emerica stay gold teasers (on your youtube of mostly shit you poached from somewhere else) in every fucking section of the board just trying to get your youtube views up.

[corymartinez]

why aren't these in solitary confinement?

and cory, quit being an attention whore

how am i being an attention whore, everybody here are the ones pouring in the hate and making my threads hot.... YOU GUYS are the ones replying to my every post, ......al you have to do is not reply.

[dean]

Quoted from the slap forums (http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&action=post;quote=931105;topic=36390.0;num_replies=15;sesc=6ff12e72f04f2ea1ce79bb54857388bf)

Hi my name is Cory Martinez.  Let me take you on a journey through pictures of myself.

Here's some info quoted straight from my Myspace!

About me:
Steez-0-matic dank air addict. I Skate and I Film. DUH!! (doesnt EVERYBODY!?!) I Like Traveling And Chilling With The Homies!! (you know who you are!!!))HOLLA!!

Who I'd like to meet:
YOU!!! LOYAL PAWNS TO THE SHRED SLED! Anyone thats open minded and down to have a good time!! Mostly Motivated People Though, So if your a whiner or a pussy, and cant hang, DONT BOTHER!! WATCH MY VIDEOS WATCH MY VIDEOS WATCH MY VIDEOS!!! (enter subliminal message here)

Here is some of my biggest lifetime achievements other than having an account with almost 1,000,000 hits before Thrasher got my shit locked  

Gangsta ass mall crew


Normally shameless self-promoters like me love the smell of their own farts, but this one was strange...


What video can I upload today...


Real niggas like me get paid per youtube hit, dats why I'm up in ur SLAP whoring out muh vids


Chris Hansen will never stop me from photographing Curren Caples!


I gif up muh trampoline sessions yo


PS - I'm actually like twenty fucking five years old.  So if you were under the impression based on my threads that I was 11, you were incorrect.

[polly@bbt]

pretty sure this dude has stalked me on myspace.

[tHe pEsSiMisTic]

*reminiscent sigh*
i love the thrasher message boards!

[the WORMER]

Quoted from the slap forums (http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&action=post;quote=931105;topic=36390.0;num_replies=15;sesc=6ff12e72f04f2ea1ce79bb54857388bf)

Gangsta ass mall crew

if I saw that thing in the middle coming towards me in a dark alley I would probably shit my pants

[corymartinez]

fuck yeah bitches, i didnt know you cared soo much, you forgot to post all the pictures of me with your moms and gma getting freaky in your bunk bed. man everytime i check the posts it just gets better and better, keep em coming, cause this shit totally makes my day, i can die a happy man now, and chris hanson will never stop my shit, predator for life, curren was mad tight, if you know what i'm saying.    hahahahah

[corymartinez]

oh yeah and dean, my cousin is a private investigator and he helped me find some things out about you 

i'm not gonna post your address and phone number because he said thats illegal but you really should tell your mom and dad ( we'll call them troll and hobbit) that their son is being a little bastard, i couldnt find them in Nashua NH, but did find them in Amherst, MA when i called i found out little o'l dean was born in portland and both parents thought he was gay for the longest time, always playing with dolls and getting caught trying to fuck the family dog in the closet. ...... poor little dean, i'm sorry you had to go and grow up to be such a little bastard, hopefully you can call them and confirm what your mom told me and repost how i'm such a liar, but we both know the truth.  your still gonna be the same old dog fucking deano mcleano.   

[seedless]

oh yeah and dean, my cousin is a private investigator and he helped me find some things out about you 

i'm not gonna post your address and phone number because he said thats illegal but you really should tell your mom and dad ( we'll call them troll and hobbit) that their son is being a little bastard, i couldnt find them in Nashua NH, but did find them in Amherst, MA when i called i found out little o'l dean was born in portland and both parents thought he was gay for the longest time, always playing with dolls and getting caught trying to fuck the family dog in the closet. ...... poor little dean, i'm sorry you had to go and grow up to be such a little bastard, hopefully you can call them and confirm what your mom told me and repost how i'm such a liar, but we both know the truth.  your still gonna be the same old dog fucking deano mcleano.   

Is that supposed to be a threat towards him?

[corymartinez]

oh yeah and dean, my cousin is a private investigator and he helped me find some things out about you 

i'm not gonna post your address and phone number because he said thats illegal but you really should tell your mom and dad ( we'll call them troll and hobbit) that their son is being a little bastard, i couldnt find them in Nashua NH, but did find them in Amherst, MA when i called i found out little o'l dean was born in portland and both parents thought he was gay for the longest time, always playing with dolls and getting caught trying to fuck the family dog in the closet. ...... poor little dean, i'm sorry you had to go and grow up to be such a little bastard, hopefully you can call them and confirm what your mom told me and repost how i'm such a liar, but we both know the truth.  your still gonna be the same old dog fucking deano mcleano.   

Is that supposed to be a threat towards him?

how is this in ANY WAY a threat? ............its not like that, i was just playing along with the game, i didnt make the rules, only following them.

[corymartinez]

oh and i forgot, since i cant post deans public info on THIS site, i can post it on MINE, LMAO, i found out its not illegal to post on my privite site only public sites and forums, HAHAHAHAH
FUCK YOU DEAN!!!!

http://coffee.h24.com.tw

Enjoy motherfuckers!!!

and i found a site that can find ALL your personal info, DEAN, just dont get man when peeps start calling up your moms!!!

enjoyspringtime.com/?cmpid=dologology

[tHe pEsSiMisTic]

no no no... definitely not a reincarnation of GWB.
First of all, obviously, because we learned to get along with the little guy
Secondly, dude was actually skating when not posting on the boards, instead of filming reynolds' ever-so-reculsive frontslide flips and internet trolling about people's moms and pedophelia.

cory, do you need a hug?

[the WORMER]

oh yeah and dean, my cousin is a private investigator and he helped me find some things out about you 

i'm not gonna post your address and phone number because he said thats illegal but you really should tell your mom and dad ( we'll call them troll and hobbit) that their son is being a little bastard, i couldnt find them in Nashua NH, but did find them in Amherst, MA when i called i found out little o'l dean was born in portland and both parents thought he was gay for the longest time, always playing with dolls and getting caught trying to fuck the family dog in the closet. ...... poor little dean, i'm sorry you had to go and grow up to be such a little bastard, hopefully you can call them and confirm what your mom told me and repost how i'm such a liar, but we both know the truth.  your still gonna be the same old dog fucking deano mcleano.   

Is that supposed to be a threat towards him?

how is this in ANY WAY a threat? ............its not like that, i was just playing along with the game, i didnt make the rules, only following them.

I live in Ohio, what are you, a bounty hunter?
PS my dog died when I was three

[Paper/Scissors]