skate witches give the best bj's

[corymartinez]

i sell bud to some dancers, ....they always pay in 1's 

[bailgun]

i used to live a couple doors down from a crazy stripper (and can we please stop calling them "dancers?") who would pay me to dogsit for her when she went on her little strip tours. she'd always come back after a week or so, super haggard and tweaked out, come to my place to pick up her dog, pull a few big handfuls of cash out of he backpack, ask ,"is this enough?" and i'd say "maybe a bit more, i had to buy dogfood," and she'd toss a couple more handfuls on the coffee table and be out. once she dropped close to $600. for watching her dog for about a week. 

girl had no concept of money. she grew up privileged, went to an amateur night her first week of college, won it, got some free dough and just went for it full-on.  she literally had shoeboxes full of cash all over her house. i wonder what she told he parents, as they were paying the rent for her and thinking she was still in school...


shit was awesome. i just wish my girlfriend at the time would've been a little more open minded.

[C H U C K]

shit was awesome. i just wish my girlfriend at the time would've been a little more open minded.

Threesomes? Or getting paid for sex perhaps?

[Logan Duffel]

COREY DUFFEL IS A MODERN DAY SKATE WITCH

[polly@bbt]

i used to live a couple doors down from a crazy stripper (and can we please stop calling them "dancers?") who would pay me to dogsit for her when she went on her little strip tours. she'd always come back after a week or so, super haggard and tweaked out, come to my place to pick up her dog, pull a few big handfuls of cash out of he backpack, ask ,"is this enough?" and i'd say "maybe a bit more, i had to buy dogfood," and she'd toss a couple more handfuls on the coffee table and be out. once she dropped close to $600. for watching her dog for about a week. 

girl had no concept of money. she grew up privileged, went to an amateur night her first week of college, won it, got some free dough and just went for it full-on.  she literally had shoeboxes full of cash all over her house. i wonder what she told he parents, as they were paying the rent for her and thinking she was still in school...


shit was awesome. i just wish my girlfriend at the time would've been a little more open minded.

yeah dude none of them have any concept of handling money at all.  $800 on a good day, and half these chicks don't have cars. 

anyway, if you see that girl tell her I professionally watch dogs for only $500 a week.  Friend price.

[bailgun]

you best not be cutting into my action, toots.

[polly@bbt]

haha greedy.  Times is tough.

[bailgun]

sorry to be vicious, but i gotta watch my paper stacks.