the hypothetical question thread.

[dijo]

Football - QUALIF AFS 2010 le 14/10/2009 - AUTRICHE : 3-1‎ - Il y a 3 jours.1h colour

[WiteNite]

this thread probably got buried for a reason, but I thought it was pretty funny so let's see if we can fire it up again

Say you were given the chance to acquire ANYONE's skating skills, which skater do you pick?

[m477]

Skate abilities, I gotta go with Tom Penny from his europe contest/high five days.


You have $100,000 to spend on two cars.  Not one, not three - just two.  And you can't buy a beater and pocket the cash.

[bailgun]

two hummers to play crash up derby with.

you may punch michael bolton in the face, OR kick kenny g in the balls. choose one, and explain why.

[Woo Fuckin WHOO]

Micheal Bolton cause he probly got more chicks than most straight guys

would you be friends or together your best friends Ex, who cheated on him? she is ridiculously beautiful. and if you date her, your bestfriend will hate you.

[elastic back]

no, there are many ridiculously beautiful girls out there, but only a few people worth being friends with.

you had a rare medical condition which required one of two daily activities to survive. giving fallacio for 15 minutes or receiving anal sex for 5 minutes. which would you choose?

[Bro]

Anal sex for 5 minutes please, because I can just press a button and automatically take a massive shit.

If you were to change any historical event, what would it be?

[skatenerd]

I'd say getting anal everyday for 5 minutes means you just lay there and take it. It's shorter and less work than giving head for a whole 15 minutes

[m477]

If you were to change any historical event, what would it be?

Not reading ebys question and the answers following.


If the opportunity arose for a huge sponsorship - would you "sell out" for $20,000 to endorse Chef Boyardee, or stay "core"

[WiteNite]

I'd take the 20 g's in a second being core is for poseurs.

While looking for empty backyard pools one day, you come across an abandoned house which just happens to have a time machine sitting on the back porch. You decide to give it a go, do you travel to the future or past and why?

[dijo]

Let's travel to South Africa 4:49 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry® and help Tatum Keshwar out.

Suspect Evelyn Salt at large. No, Salt. Beets, Carrots, Spinach, and particularly Celery.

[C H U C K]

Let's travel to South Africa 4:49 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry® and help Tatum Keshwar out.

Suspect Evelyn Salt at large. No, Salt. Beets, Carrots, Spinach, and particularly Celery.

I'm in Dijo. How are the fish tacos?

[elastic back]

dijo, you sly dog, you. going back in time to help the ladies out, playa...

and if i understand your hypothetical right, if there were no salt, beets, carrots, spinach, or celery i would try to find a v-8 or something with the same general content. while not as appealing as the fresh veggies, it would suffice. but no salt is fine, that stuff can raise your cholesterol.

so you went to the doctor and found out that you have 8 hours to live. there is no way to save you so go do what you need/want to do before you pass. would would realistically happen in that 8 hours?

[dijo]

Remove 1300 posts from this same message board.

Hi, Jake.

[dijo]

I'd also retweet every single Obama intervention and change the —I to mIn or some smaller wand.