the hypothetical question thread.

[killthegnar]

dijo is fuckin killin it! all hail dijo!

[elastic back]

wow. dijo is so insightful. i never would have thought to do that in my last 8 hours alive. phelper got a shout out from dijo too! "hi, jake."

since dijo is obviously too busy with epic things to leave a new hypothetical. here is a new one. you were watching tv and an alien electric storm struck. you would them be beamed into a television show, but you have one chance to switch the channel and determine which one it is. what do you choose?

[dijo]

Suppose security on the base had slipped, he said. Basically Bradley Manning sat down and started burning data to the CD labelled Lady Gaga whilst pretending to be bopping along. He said you'd knock on the door and they'd let you in a room that needed a unique security code to access. Let's hit California Gurls at the awards on June 6 at 9/8c.

[ttching]

wow. dijo is so insightful. i never would have thought to do that in my last 8 hours alive. phelper got a shout out from dijo too! "hi, jake."

since dijo is obviously too busy with epic things to leave a new hypothetical. here is a new one. you were watching tv and an alien electric storm struck. you would them be beamed into a television show, but you have one chance to switch the channel and determine which one it is. what do you choose?

Hard to say.  If I'm limited to TV, maybe a Charlie's Angels rerun (can't go wrong with hot girls and action).  If not, I'd throw in whatever pro skate video from the early 2000's that was close, so I could get beamed to Barcelona back then.

Its that wonderful split second of realization that you are about to slam.  Something is going to get broken, torn, or otherwise mangeled, but what depends on how you choose to go down.  What do you go for?

[m477]

Ug, this one makes me cringe.... I'd have to go with a broken bone rater than torn ligament (last year I fractured my elbow in August and fractured my Toe in Dec).  Can I pick sprain

You can only eat one food the rest of your life, bacon cheeseburgers with all the fixings or lima bean sprout soup....

[ttching]

Bacon cheeseburgers for sure.  All the fixings implys that one could slip a veggie or two in there once in a while.

Sprains qualify as otherwise mangeled, so feel free to roll your ankle.  I'd go with the double wrist to chesty myself, as I haven't had the pleasure of scorpioning more than a couple times and think I'd fare better there than with another concussion or knee/ankle injury.

[ttching]

You can choose between skating switch really good, but only being able to push mongo, either way, or not being able to skate switch at all except for being able to push that way (instead of fakie mongo pushing).

[ttching]

Here is a better hypothetical.  You can now only push mongo, forever, but for what?

[elastic back]

yeah, i hardly ever skate switch except for switch pushing, so that is a given...

time automatically stops and everything in frozen in perpetual motion except for yourself. this will last for 12 hours. what do you do in that 12 hours as the only animated being?

[C H U C K]

Here is a better hypothetical.  You can now only push mongo, forever, but for what?

Why would pushing mongo have any effect on how much you love riding the wooden toy. Is there a right and wrong way to skateboard?

[bailgun]

stop it, chuck. mongo is atrocious to look at, and nonfunctional, and you know it.

[C H U C K]

I still have a soft spot in my heart for King Mongo. 

[dijo]

I'd travel to South Africa and defib Tatum Keshwar and Joseph Blatter to check the batteries. Spawns a witch, but cheating is bad. Amid a torrential downpour, you go ashore, make your way through an abandoned sugar mill to a gas station to get fuel supplies, and return to the boat. Virgil takes you to New Orleans where the military appears to be evacuating civilians. Someone in the chat calls rtv. Do you rock the vote and skip the tank in versus mode?

[Woo Fuckin WHOO]

no, there are many ridiculously beautiful girls out there, but only a few people worth being friends with.

To late, i went out with her already, i told my friend he's suprisingly cool with it, and im getting married January 24 2011 (i already knew her for 10 years before the year of dating.) my friend is my best man

[Daf Dennis]

say the world is ending, you and two people are safe, what 2 people would you chose to spend the rest of your life with?
alternate question:you have the power to delete 2 posters(excluding me  ) on this forum, who would they be and why?