the hypothetical question thread.

[bailgun]

i give sharks arms and legs.

and laser guns.

[Paper/Scissors]

fricken laser beams??!?!?!?

[the WORMER]

you become the singer for a crust punk band.  What is your band's name?

[elastic back]

puss popping scab lickers

you awoke to find yourself in skateboardings infancy with your current knowledge of tricks, boards, and the industry. what would be your first 3 orders of business?

[bailgun]

1-not
2-one
3-thing.

gotta let it blow it on its own. i don't wanna be responsible.

[WiteNite]

You encounter an evil genie that will kill anyone you want, no one will ever know he/she existed and everything else stays the same. Who do you kill?

[bailgun]

i refuse to answer this question as it may be used to implicate me at a later date.
but its a good question, anyway.

[elastic back]

You encounter an evil genie that will kill anyone you want, no one will ever know he/she existed and everything else stays the same. Who do you kill?

i would use just one...and have it kill itself so that it doesn't fall into anyone else's hands.

[elastic back]

oh yeah, new one...

you found out you had the ability to be invisible as you choose. how would you take advantage of this power?

[Hefeweizen]

I'd steal a lot, mostly.

Say the Devil offers you a chance to sell your soul, what do you want for it?

[bailgun]

unlimited riches and a backup soul.
also, he has to close hell.

say the election process was abandoned in america, and replaced with a lottery system, similar to jury duty.
 
you check the mail one day, and damn! you're president. first move?

[Third Times a Gnar]

legalize.

weed.

more? public health care with rational tort reform and a reasonable public option that keeps every real person happy, not the suits.

you find a stack of old and new skate mags in an old run down book store... the owner comes up behind you and tells you that you can choose one deceased/'tweaked out to the point of retirement/obscurity' skateboarder to bring back from the dead, full ability and youth as they had before they died.

who do you 'summon'?

[The brycickle]

Jeff Phillips

[skatenerd]

Van Wastell,gone way too early.

Being invisible:My first thought is to steal things too,and walk into peoples homes and shit.

Crust Punk names off the top of my head: Diseased Crisis,Doomed,Disoriented youth, ToXic,Plague, Diffusion, Amoeba, Destroyed, Cesspool grave, Trash

[dijo]

2-0.

France - Austria.2b advance