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« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2009, 07:03:02 AM »
that one used to be longer, when public bathrooms in malls cost 10cents.

There I sat broken hearted,
paid a dime and only farted
then today I took a chance
saved a dime, but shit my pants
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« Reply #31 on: December 24, 2009, 09:10:17 AM »
"Hell is other people" - Sartre
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« Reply #32 on: December 24, 2009, 01:44:09 PM »
Quote from: bailgun on December 24, 2009, 04:21:18 AM
descartes walks into a bar.
bartender says, "hey, descartes. would you like a beer?"
descartes says, "i don't think so."

and disappears.
bahaha
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« Reply #33 on: December 24, 2009, 03:07:22 PM »
that joke will get you into a philosophy major's pants.
use it wisely.

bookish, nerdy girls know how to fuck. FACT.
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« Reply #34 on: December 24, 2009, 06:12:41 PM »
Quote from: bailgun on December 24, 2009, 03:07:22 PM
bookish, nerdy girls know how to fuck. FACT.

Golden piece of Wisdom.
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« Reply #35 on: December 24, 2009, 10:28:57 PM »
Quote from: skatenerd on December 24, 2009, 06:12:41 PM
Quote from: bailgun on December 24, 2009, 03:07:22 PM
bookish, nerdy girls know how to fuck. FACT.

Golden piece of Wisdom.
Protip thread?
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« Reply #36 on: December 25, 2009, 02:37:22 PM »
Quote from: bailgun on December 24, 2009, 03:07:22 PM
that joke will get you into a philosophy major's pants.
use it wisely.

bookish, nerdy girls know how to fuck. FACT.


recent nights out with a philosophy major are prompting me to chime in with complete and utter support for your hypothesis statement of fact.   
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« Reply #37 on: December 25, 2009, 02:40:21 PM »
nerd alert!
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« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2009, 03:12:10 PM »
This is one of my favorites and has come to be very true in my experience...

"Its not what you know, its who you know."
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« Reply #39 on: December 25, 2009, 04:25:59 PM »
Quote from: Buttery Bucky on December 25, 2009, 02:37:22 PM
Quote from: bailgun on December 24, 2009, 03:07:22 PM
that joke will get you into a philosophy major's pants.
use it wisely.

bookish, nerdy girls know how to fuck. FACT.


recent nights out with a philosophy major are prompting me to chime in with complete and utter support for your hypothesis statement of fact.   



thumbs are pointing in a vertical direction for you, sir.
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« Reply #40 on: December 25, 2009, 04:32:52 PM »
ANother good one:

"Reality is for those that can't handle drugs."
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« Reply #41 on: December 25, 2009, 08:29:02 PM »
i like to say, "i'll get enough rest when i'm dead."  don't know if it's a quote or not, but i like it.
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« Reply #42 on: December 25, 2009, 09:30:50 PM »
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
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« Reply #43 on: December 25, 2009, 10:43:25 PM »
"if you can do it, do it, and if you cant, try,fail,and cry to your mom"
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« Reply #44 on: December 25, 2009, 10:47:05 PM »
Forget injuries or injustices, but never forget kindness.
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