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[Tao]

That Clerks quote is gold. Pure fucking gold.

[el ogrehound 3000]

"You ever seen a grown man naked?"

[Rick bRo$$]

There's always one fuck-head like you...
trying to shit in the apple pie.
You just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back.

[The Westwood]

"Hell, Lumberg fucked her."

[bailgun]

if things go well, i might be showing her my oh face.

[the WORMER]

"You ever seen a grown man naked?"

You ever...hang around the gym?
You ever been in a turkish prison.

"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I am serious.  And don't call me Shirley."

[bailgun]

[ze RJM]

 This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

[Tao]

Cream?

No thank you. I take it black, like my men.

[bailgun]

come on, bitch. you're my new best friend.

[Zero Point Two]

Tony Montana: you wanna play?, say hello to my lil friend.

Han Solo: you know the line.

Wolverine: You picked up the wrong house bub! (X2: when the mansion gets invaded)

Silver Surfer: all that you know, is at an end (talking to Dr. Doom)

Hulk: Puny Human

ps: Tony Montana wins for having the most classic lines ever in a movie. the comic characters for perfect interpretations on the movies.

[the WORMER]

T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?
Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
T.S. Quint: Of course it is.
Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.
T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.
Brodie: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if your going to wax intellectual about the subject...

[ze RJM]

OK how about this? You sell me my double scotch, and you sell my friend his double scotch, but instead of putting his double scotch on his tray, you put it on mine and I'll pay you for both. By the way have I told you that you look lovely in red and blue... Pam.

[The Beard]

No man, your not wrong, your not wrong! Your just an asshole!

[bailgun]

why does everything always have to be a fucking travesty with you, walter?