What's wrong with Skateboarding? (official thread)

[highway]

people who just post in threads without reading them are a scourge, too.

oh, so did someone said similar thing before?.. but to be honest, whats wrong with skateboarding is that there is too many peeps out there trying hard being badass and hatin on each other in skateparks.

[bailgun]

there's nothing wrong with skateboarding at all. there's a lot of skateboard enthusiasts that are goons, but that has nothing to do with skateboarding.

[MarcoPoloUSN]

There is nothing wrong with skateboarding to me. It's beautiful so just skate.

[Skeletor94]

The only thing wrong with skateboarding is that Cardiel can't shred as hard as he used to.

[Aggroholic]

The problem with skateboarding isn't that it's gay.  It's okay to be gay.  It's that it isn't rollerblading.  I mean just look at that shit:

Vine Gang

Why would anyone want to skateboard after seeing that?  It's kinda like if you had only celebrated Easter, but then you started celebrating the 4th of July after seeing fireworks for the first time.  Why would you even care about Easter any more?

[dtotherob]

welcome to the thrasher boards.  do you have a flame suit on?

[krusher]

^ I made it to 21 seconds before I couldn't stop laughing my ass off, so I had to stop it.

I wish Aggro was just a genius at being ironic/sarcastic...

[Stabby_McShiv]

^ I made it to 21 seconds before....

I hear ya. 3 minutes into it and I found myself balls deep into the closed fist of my left hand pleasuring myself.  It's hot watching those chicks in tight pants inlining and shaking their little booties as they pushed around and did those seductive little twirls. 

About a half a box of tissues into it I started to feel a little hetero guilt when I noticed one of the ladies had what appeared to be a mustache. 

Aggro, could you ask your friends to wear blonde wigs in the next video?  Some of them looked kinda like dudes and it ruined my whole vibe.  Thanks

[Babe, Mr. Ruth if you're Nasty]

It's like Pornography for Cowards.

[susej]

That was some sweet disco dancing.

[Stabby_McShiv]

It's like Pornography for Cowards.

Wait a minute. “ Pornography for cowards” is more along the lines of women's Olympic beach volleyball, Telemundo (around lunchtime) or Golden Girls.  This shit is the hard stuff as my experience last night will attest.  My wife walked in on me partaking in “Vine Gang” while I was full on pants-to-ankles.  She entered the room unbeknownst to me,  I heard her scream and as the sound of her purse hitting the floor fills the room she yells; “Mother of Odin and all things holy!  Stabby Richard McShiv!  What is this filth that you have brought into our home?!?.”  She then stormed off and won’t look me in the eye.

Thanks for nothing Aggro, you smut peddling temptress.

[FedUp]

 Wtf? Was this some kind of an ad of some hipster company catalog?? I grossed out in the first 3 mins.


Fuckin douchebags everywhere selling image and no substance.


PS Rollerblading is butt ugly. I mean aside from skateboarding-rollerblading drama, WHO likes wearing fat boots and actually make moves that resemble figure skating? I mean gays usually have elegance rollerbladers do some gay looking stuff wearing ugly boots.

[Aggroholic]

i know-i'll encourage flaming to increase my pageviews on the rollerblade site i love so much.

i sure hop a mod doesn't fuck up my plans....









oops.

[Stabby_McShiv]

You’ve got 2 posts in and you’re already boring.  Well done.

[Babe, Mr. Ruth if you're Nasty]

He made my High Life get warm.