Things You Are NOT Stoked On

[C H U C K]

Hey, I was nowhere near that skate park today. 

[polly@bbt]

Definitely not.  I can't fucking get anyone to go with me because apparently it's been so packed you can't even skate?  I'm going next week regardless of who's there. 


if you're around that area....come to the Flint park this Saturday for this competition.  $500 first prize, $5 entry fee.  It'll be good fun.  It'll probably start at noonish?  I'm guessing?

[Hefeweizen]

ewww! i thought you were exaggerating about your back. yuck. how exactly did that happen?

I was trying to do one of those fakie pops to noseblunt stalls on a quarter, but I popped too hard and my front foot went over. I slid down the ramp backwards and at the bottom is a strip of metal. I was only on it for like maybe 4 seconds.
'Course, who has me skating a prefab park, shirtless, in Albuquerque of all places? Me, the big dumbass.

[Paper/Scissors]

ewww! i thought you were exaggerating about your back. yuck. how exactly did that happen?

I was trying to do one of those fakie pops to noseblunt stalls on a quarter, but I popped to hard and my front foot went over. I slid down the ramp backwards and at the bottom is a strip of metal. I was only on it for like maybe 4 seconds.
'Course, who has me skating a prefab park, shirtless, in Albuquerque of all places? Me, the big dumbass.

I winced when I read that.

Definitely not.  I can't fucking get anyone to go with me because apparently it's been so packed you can't even skate?  I'm going next week regardless of who's there. 


if you're around that area....come to the Flint park this Saturday for this competition.  $500 first prize, $5 entry fee.  It'll be good fun.  It'll probably start at noonish?  I'm guessing?

I would love to go, really, but I'm getting blackout drunk the whole day for my girl's grad party. Raincheck 

[polly@bbt]

laaaaame.  This reminds me of this random chick room mate #1 had over talking about getting "smashed out of her head" haha.  Either way, I might have to catch you at that Farmington Hills park so I got someone to skate with.

[Paper/Scissors]

You got it. Just be ready to help me jump my friend to loosen his trucks. He was the only guy there who didn't even drop in on a single quarter 

[elastic back]

not stoked on getting ticket for skating yesterday. would have jetted but the cop was between me and my camera bag. eitherway, i am going to fight it and probably win. i filmed my entrance to the park to the spot i was skating showing how there were no signs saying no skateboarding along the way. the officer was being unreasonable and i told him that it will get dropped so it was pointless. whatevs, just annoying.

[tHe pEsSiMisTic]

not stoked on getting ticket for skating yesterday. would have jetted but the cop was between me and my camera bag. eitherway, i am going to fight it and probably win. i filmed my entrance to the park to the spot i was skating showing how there were no signs saying no skateboarding along the way. the officer was being unreasonable and i told him that it will get dropped so it was pointless. whatevs, just annoying.

can you update me on what exactly you do to fight said ticket? i'm in a similar bind. similiar circumstances too

[elastic back]

not stoked on getting ticket for skating yesterday. would have jetted but the cop was between me and my camera bag. eitherway, i am going to fight it and probably win. i filmed my entrance to the park to the spot i was skating showing how there were no signs saying no skateboarding along the way. the officer was being unreasonable and i told him that it will get dropped so it was pointless. whatevs, just annoying.

can you update me on what exactly you do to fight said ticket? i'm in a similar bind. similiar circumstances too

you go to the hearing. call up the number on the ticket to get the details. if you just pay the ticket, you are admitting guilt to whatever violation they made up. if you go to the hearing and dress up a bit and explain, you should be fine. the cop won't be there to dispute you, so feel free to make up whatever you want. say that you were longboarding, or that you were just riding and can't even ollie (you just learned how to skate last week), etc. be creative.

[polly@bbt]

You got it. Just be ready to help me jump my friend to loosen his trucks. He was the only guy there who didn't even drop in on a single quarter 

haha I'm good at embarrassing people into doing shit.  All I have to do is show up and skate.  "dude...what the fuck...she's doing it".  Kinda whack, but effective nevertheless. 

[Paper/Scissors]

I can see you yelling "You skate like a girl!"

Also not stoked on slipping out of a hubba on a 5 stair and falling to my death in front of everyone, right onto my back.

But than I got a neat little ollie over a hip to lip slide on a box at mach 5 speed, stoked on that at least.

[tHe pEsSiMisTic]

not stoked on getting ticket for skating yesterday. would have jetted but the cop was between me and my camera bag. eitherway, i am going to fight it and probably win. i filmed my entrance to the park to the spot i was skating showing how there were no signs saying no skateboarding along the way. the officer was being unreasonable and i told him that it will get dropped so it was pointless. whatevs, just annoying.

can you update me on what exactly you do to fight said ticket? i'm in a similar bind. similiar circumstances too

you go to the hearing. call up the number on the ticket to get the details. if you just pay the ticket, you are admitting guilt to whatever violation they made up. if you go to the hearing and dress up a bit and explain, you should be fine. the cop won't be there to dispute you, so feel free to make up whatever you want. say that you were longboarding, or that you were just riding and can't even ollie (you just learned how to skate last week), etc. be creative.

well, i'll have to write a letter but it's the same thing i guess. thanks for the advice!

[WSVT4life]

not stoked on them ripping up one of my favorite picnic tables to skate at snatch park.
stoked on landing a bs wills though

[polly@bbt]

not stoked on getting ticket for skating yesterday. would have jetted but the cop was between me and my camera bag. eitherway, i am going to fight it and probably win. i filmed my entrance to the park to the spot i was skating showing how there were no signs saying no skateboarding along the way. the officer was being unreasonable and i told him that it will get dropped so it was pointless. whatevs, just annoying.

This is annoying to think about.  The cops here don't get pair enough to give a fuck at all anymore.  Works for me. 

[elastic back]

well, i'll have to write a letter but it's the same thing i guess. thanks for the advice!

no doubt, should work the same.

not stoked on them ripping up one of my favorite picnic tables to skate at snatch park.
stoked on landing a bs wills though

could you explain why it is called snatch park please?
also, is "wills" short for willie grinds? if so, why would you want to land one?