WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR QUEER PARTY FRIENDS!?!?!?

[Alien Sweatshop]

I GOT A GOLD CHAIN
IM ON COCAINE
IM LIKE YO MAYNE

ASS CHEEKS SPREAD WIDE
G STRING TO THE SIDE
ONE DRINK BEFORE I SKATE
2 DRINK BOB IS STRAIGHT
3 DRINK IM IN THE SINK
HOLDING UP ON MY BRAND NEW MINK,
COAT
I LIVED THROUGH THE 80'S AND SHIT WAS CRAZY
EVERYONE WANNA KNOW MY NAME
BRING THE PAIN AND POP CHAMPAIGNE
EVERY GIRL WANNA HOLD MY CHAIN
WHEN I FUCK YO BRAINS OUT
I GOT A GOLD CHAIN
LIKE IT WAS DONE ON TV
IM ON COCAINE
LIKE IT WAS DONE IN TV
IM LIKE YO MAYNE
LIKE IT WAS DONE IN TV
SHAWTY DONT SING THAT WAY TO ME
AND TELL YO GIRL TO STOP PAGING ME
IM UP HERE STONED AS HELL
CHAIN IS GOLD AS HELL
HOLD TIGHT ON SUNSET
YOUNG GIRLS GET UNDRESSED
DIS SHIT AINT DONE YET
IN THIS CLICK GET THIS GIRL WET

I AINT NO AMATEUR
THIS AINT NO HANDS ACROSS AMERICA
I SHINE LIKE MORRISSEY ON HEMMESSY ON CHRISTMAS EVE
NOW IM ON LIKE MORRIS DAY ALL AHEAD OF THE GAME DRESSING GAY
EVERYONE WANNA KNOW MY NAME
BRING THE PAIN AND POP CHAMPAIGNE
EVERY GIRL WANNA HOLD MY CHAIN
WHEN I FUCK YO BRAINS OUT
I GOT A GOLD CHAIN
LIKE IT WAS DONE IN TV
IM ON COCAINE
LIKE IT WAS DONE IN TV
IM LIKE YO MAYNE
LIKE IT WAS DONE IN TV

SHAWTY DONT SING THAT WAY TO ME
AND TELL YOUR GIRL TO STOP PAGING ME

I GOT A GOLD CHAIN
IM ON COCAINE
IM LIKE YO MAYNE
I GOTTA
I GOTTA
I GOTTA
GOTTA
GOTTA
GOLD CHAIN
LIKE IT WAS DONE IN TV
IM ON COCAINE
LIKE IT WAS DONE IN TV
IM LIKE YO MAYNE
LIKE IT WAS DONE IN TV

GOLD CHAIN
LIKE IT WAS DONE IN TV
IM ON COCAINE
LIKE IT WAS DONE IN TV
IM LIKE YO MAYNE
LIKE IT WAS DONE IN TV

GIRL DON'T SING THAT WAY TO ME
AND TELL YA GIRL TO STOP PAGING ME
WHAT
WHAT

[nancy]

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[Schmitty]

Tell your girl to stop paging me...

[the redline]

My favorite thing about Dirt Nasty is he has a print of the Mona Lisa hanging over his toilet.

[polly@bbt]

killin' my cool points with this one I'm sure, haha.  But wow.


http://www.tube8.com/gay/simon-rex-solo-gay-masturbation/85154/

[tHe pEsSiMisTic]

i didn't click the link, but just thought i'd remind polly that there's a common 'nsfw' warning that the users here like to put before questionable posts.

next time just remember... some of us are at work/school 

[bailgun]

if you need an NSFW attached to a link with "solo gay masturbation" in it, you deserve whatever you get.

[tHe pEsSiMisTic]

you know some of these new wave bands...

[the WORMER]

was there something funny in that?  Because I watched like half of it, and it was just a dude who pulled out his dick, and I didn't want to watch anymore because i knew what was gonna happen

[The brycickle]

Like watching a greek tragedy.

[elastic back]

Like watching a greek tragedy.

he was going to die?

[the WORMER]

or fuck his mom and rip his eyes out?

[polly@bbt]

if you need an NSFW attached to a link with "solo gay masturbation" in it, you deserve whatever you get.

you know some of these new wave bands...

hahah valid points on both ends.

Anyways, not necessarily FUNNY, per se, but I guess I was the last one to know Dirt Nasty was a "gay masturbation porn star"?  Way to make money jerkin' off.  He gets points in my book.