The SF Gate is reporting that Brian Patch is facing a felony charge of committing a lewd act with a 15-year-old girl.
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Comments (54)
How's Brian gonna Patch this one up?
Posted by Damn Blood | May 25, 2008 11:24 AM
zing
Posted by sf | May 25, 2008 11:36 AM
15 will get ya 20
Posted by zac | May 25, 2008 12:08 PM
LOCK HIS STUPID DUMBASS UP!! THATS SOME NASTY SHIT YO!!
THRASHER ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by NATHANIEL(HAVOC SKATEBOARD CREW 916) | May 25, 2008 12:50 PM
at least it was a girl and at least she was a teen.
Posted by TakeOffEh | May 25, 2008 2:16 PM
FURBURGER!!!
Posted by gotcha bitch... | May 25, 2008 2:49 PM
15 IS THE NEW 18.
Posted by ihismurder | May 25, 2008 3:17 PM
that dude let me and my friends stay at his house once... the trophy case filled with 2nd and 3rd place trophies was epic! I almost asked him where the 1st place one was but bit my tongue.. we woulda bin out in the streets for sure
Posted by damn | May 25, 2008 3:34 PM
Another fuck UP like NEIL HEDDINGS... He should join Creature after prison, they like taking LOSERS over there!
Posted by TITO | May 25, 2008 3:46 PM
kick a man when he's down.
Posted by judge judy | May 25, 2008 3:50 PM
mmmmmmm. lewd acts. mmmmmm
Posted by mmmmm | May 25, 2008 5:55 PM
I've known Patch for years. He is a good guy. I very much doubt that he would do this. Best of luck dealing with it Patch!
Posted by RM | May 25, 2008 7:13 PM
Escaping from jail is the new X Games event I heard...
Posted by Tuts | May 25, 2008 7:13 PM
did he pee on her too?
Posted by nipples | May 25, 2008 7:35 PM
At least he's getting laid
Posted by Cam | May 25, 2008 8:23 PM
Backside airs all day in the big house
Posted by Judge Ito | May 25, 2008 9:27 PM
MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,you're going to jail.Do you sleep with your team mates?Thats disgusting.Seriously,molester?Isn't that like battery and assault?Hasn't he got anything wise to say like picked her up on town,or she looked old,no I forgot to ask how old she been?
Posted by Homer Simp Son | May 25, 2008 9:45 PM
Yeah tuts,and its a go.A bit like watching dog runs I guess.Only with guns and sirens.A mix of fear factory meets the x.
Posted by Billy Moto | May 25, 2008 10:03 PM
Damn give a guy a break. My guess is that he didn't know. Bitches be scandalous like that.
Posted by Paul | May 25, 2008 10:39 PM
dude innocent untill proven guilty but patchy why cant you just fade out and become a tm like jimmy astleford, seriously dude got like one ad for world and hes done.
Posted by mikrq | May 25, 2008 10:49 PM
thats so weird. brian is so well like in the skateboard community. its shocking. really.
Posted by richard gazzinya | May 25, 2008 10:56 PM
looks like you fucked up!
Posted by ryan | May 26, 2008 1:36 AM
Hey, I am from HB, and I met Brian.
Good guy!
Just know this! In other parts of the world,
what Brian did was probably legal!
If you know OC, then you would know that just talking to a underage girl in your thirtys
could get you in trouble!
A friend of mine in Yorba linda just merely asked a schoolgirl questions about her guitar right.
Then some resident zealot called the cops on him.
All he did was just simply ask questions about the guitar, thats it. And the police there harassed him, and made threats.
The OC is a police state Yo!
Hang tough Brian!
Posted by kunta kinta 714 | May 26, 2008 2:14 AM
i heard the victim was some cabbage patch doll!
Posted by baz | May 26, 2008 2:52 AM
Brian cried a couple years ago at FDR. he also tried to fight me when I was 15 for picking up on his chicks at the encinitas ymca. They weren't interested in his x games practice run....
keep ur children away from brian.
Posted by Anita Bonghit | May 26, 2008 6:11 AM
if its old enough to bleed, then its old enough to breed. be reet!
Posted by ed belvedere | May 26, 2008 7:41 AM
Dude knew the little girl and her family.
Start stretching out your bunghole Patch, you're gonna need it.
Posted by Life for molesters | May 26, 2008 9:32 AM
My name's Dawn I'm 13. Judas Priest Rocks!!!
Posted by china | May 26, 2008 10:29 AM
bitches lie, remember
Posted by Anonymous | May 26, 2008 10:35 AM
Hey if there's grass on the field, play ball!!!
Posted by R. Kelly | May 26, 2008 10:36 AM
brian patch, more like brian peppers
Posted by Anonymous | May 26, 2008 10:42 AM
damn, he fucked up. but have you seen 15 yr. olds these days? can any of you say you wouldn't have done the same thing if you were in his position?
Posted by that guy | May 26, 2008 12:26 PM
Yes, I can say I wouldn't have done the same thing. Even if she wants to she's still a little girl and your 36. 15 is not and adult and should not be in adult situations with people his age. He should know better.
Posted by this guy | May 26, 2008 1:04 PM
did he put it in her butt?
Posted by poopy pants | May 26, 2008 1:18 PM
Guilty or no. He's fucked.
Either way he's going to get treated
bad for even being in that position.
situation: gnarly.
Posted by Scary Time | May 26, 2008 1:20 PM
come on guys do all the skate sites really need to post this tabloid gossip in their news feeds? plus its no shocker alot of pros have done some questionable stuff with some extremely questionable girls
Posted by chuck tucknee | May 26, 2008 2:29 PM
Yeah Brian!!!Great skater,just fuck up this time...U r the only one that knows what really happen...Its personal...Good lucky...As a skater u always killed all the OC pools...
Posted by br | May 26, 2008 2:31 PM
Just kidding have no ideia who the chick is...hahahah
Posted by Ops | May 26, 2008 3:16 PM
I was joking to...Probally was his cousin...lol
Posted by thats the girl | May 26, 2008 3:17 PM
That dudes a skate jock meat head. Hes not down. Meat head jocks always go after the weakest pray, like 15 year old girls.
Posted by Midwest Roll | May 26, 2008 3:35 PM
Gator is about to get a new cellmate..
Posted by Bumba | May 26, 2008 3:56 PM
We have insiders here...come mom let us in...
Posted by oahhhhhhh | May 26, 2008 4:09 PM
Since I was twelve I was dreaming of having it on with with older women in their thirties and I tried as clumsily as I could and was sooo unlucky, had I succeeded she would be in jail as a sexual deviant and I would be a poor victim in need of protection... What a load of hogwash all these lawmakers and bible thumbers should stay out of people's bedroom, back off of gay marriage and channel their energy towards giving better education to ALL people. Consensual sex is very constructive, being constructive to lawmakers is considering a new black wall at Arlington.
Posted by spencer r | May 26, 2008 4:12 PM
when i was 18, I started foolin around with this girl at a skatepark cuz she was fine as fuck, tellin me she was 18 too, come to find out she was like 16 or 15, brian probly did somethin she didnt like so she flipped the script on him told her parents or some shit. bitches lie the fuck out of there age every damn day and you cannot tell by looking at them, thats how i learned my lesson to check i.d.s son!!!
Posted by aint no love for hoes | May 26, 2008 4:12 PM
wanna stay outta the joint...gotta check IDs fool!
Posted by jethro | May 26, 2008 4:35 PM
3 years age difference aint that bad
Posted by Heart break beeyar | May 26, 2008 5:32 PM
Sounds like a Dave Nielson complex.
Posted by H-Town | May 26, 2008 6:37 PM
The kindstrand trailertrash drama continues, .
Posted by antiprobro | May 26, 2008 8:00 PM
whats the deal with that 15yrolds Dad allways mad at her, bet he"s really pissed now!
Posted by antiprobro | May 26, 2008 8:12 PM
who?
Posted by steve | May 26, 2008 8:15 PM
Remember when he went for the big launch and over shot the ramp, now that was some shit. Now he's just some OC kook that's gonna get his ass raped for a while-shaka brah!
Posted by Roscoe P Coltrain | May 26, 2008 9:29 PM
You need to take down the Patch story. First off you need to state your real name Junkman and your arrests before posting a fellow skaters arrests.
Second cant you wait till the conviction? Maybe he's innocent and just by posting this on Thrasher site you killed his career.
Are you just some sorry ass news reporter thats just wants to sensationalize negative stories about our friends that skate.
Are you a bladder or skater?
Think about it... Dave Duncan
Posted by Duncan | May 26, 2008 9:42 PM
everyones so quick to condemn him. let the shit play out in court. if it ever gets there...even if its not true, his rep is gonna be bruised enough.
Posted by r | May 26, 2008 9:42 PM
What a bruise.Dude's gonna be on enjoi with that kind of damage.Louie's got a new newphew.And weniger got some peeps in Netherland.
Posted by rollin | May 26, 2008 10:02 PM