Inspiration can originate from many different places. But you sure won't find it here with these crappy quotes and crimes against Photoshop.

Fuck ups? Chicks? Legends? Good for a laugh or dead weight? Nah. Not this time. The theme for the 2012 King of the Road Mystery Guests: TOTAL FUCKING SHREDDERS. Get ready to see this thing go berzerker.

Dan Z and the Toy Machine crew continue to work on the book in Denver.

Here's some previous guests at their best. This year's mystery crew will be announced tomorrow.

Xeno and the Anti-Hero crew finish up in Portland and continue on their path.

David's interview in the mag exhibited some of the gnarliest stunts we've seen to date, and that was just a glimpse of what's in his Possessed to Skate video part. If you're near Long Beach on the 20th, join us at the worldwide premiere. We can all melt our faces together.

Creature Team checking in on KOTR 2012, three days in. Rolling through the Southwest, getting points, and leaving lots of empty beer cans behind. Next stop could be your town—don't get caught sleeping.

Dan Z and the Toy Machine crew hit the Colorado Springs skatepark, then move on to Denver.

Xeno checks in from Portland with the Anti-Hero team.

Dan Z checks in from Colorado Springs with the Toy Machine team.