Jake has a natural way with the young people.

Brandon, dreaming about that Sasquatch.

Bradford and Cairo.

Jake and Daniel

'Oh my goodness!'

The Hummer Limo arrives.

'Hummer Limo Crew FOREVER!!!!'

It barely gets more fun than this.

Of course Leo got the XXX edition.


Packed like Canned Ham.

It was like a sweat lodge in there.

Which is actually what the Hagers prefer.

Gotta stay hydrated.

'No, I'm in the limo right now ....'

This photo just about sums it up.




Peeing in the empty tequila bottle.

All girls love this.

No that it was all wrestling and dribbled pee-pee. There were some tender moments, too.

You made it, kid.

Victory at the venue!

Wristband distribution.

Time to look our best

Everyone was there.

Ed and Bill

Jake, Braydon and Eric - Spring Break embodied.

The star of the show.

Legends and upstarts.

Herman and Timothy.

Talent managers.

Carbo-loading entreprenuers.

Lovable mascots.

I wish I could quit you...

Ern and Akers.

my friends from the limo

AVE and HK

Firm handshakes and eye contact

Doug grabs a two-fer

Leo and Cas squash the BOOP beef....

Or did they?

hair farmers.

Kev and Creepy; a little nervous.

It helps to have a buddy around.

Tucson crew.

Found me a seat by my Toy Machine bros. Score.

The crowd erupted in a standing ovation after Andrew's part. This video is incredible.

'I can't believe it's over!'    'Me neither!'

Winterberg.

Louie gets mad thirsty.

Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses. Except they probably do in this case.

These guys again.

Hsu and Ghost, brothers of the silent H.

Jet and Mike.

The Hills, taking a break.

Mountain, Klein and Rogers.

J Lay, Cody and some corn.

Neen and a bro.

Furby and Lance.

'Remember when you kicked me off?'

Huggin' not thuggin' for the Stay Gold crew.

'Boop!'

Another sweat lodge in the shuttle to the after-party.

Herm broke a foot on some top secret table shit.

Jet Ski's brother. Bro-Ski?

Lannie was going off.

Windsor, in the mush pit.


Bobier made the trip up.

There was a secret announcement at the bar.

It was inevitable.

Congrats, buddy!

That's a lot of epic shit for one night. Thanks and congrats to all the bros!