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Tuesday, May 07 2013

The Onion takes a stab at skating

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Have you ever landed a fakie?

FROM THE ONION"The report confirmed that not a single ollie, nollie, kickturn, heelflip, frontside 180, backside 180, or fakie has been landed in over a decade. In addition, 100 percent of handrail grinds resulted in subjects landing on their shoulders while nearby acquaintances laughed at them."

Posted: May 7, 2013

Last modified on Tuesday, May 07 2013
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