"It’s just another creative outlet like skating, playing guitar, writing lyrics."
"It was surprising that the club in DC didn’t have any cognac."
"a real important part of rock and roll is being able to make a fool out of yourself"
"...this is the first time in my life that they aren’t transvestite hookers."
"I tried to show her and made out with my mom."
"We were encouraging people to stage dive and we broke the rules of their precious punk club."
"Drugs, alcohol, violence, 16-year-old girls with fishnet stockings, drinking Strawberry Hill in dark alleys, and insulin."
"We’re already the best band, so there’s really nowhere to go but down."

"We have a naked chick on the cover in chains. It’s awesome!"
"...we’ve played a couple thousand shows, and we’ve traveled the world."
| Wild in the Parks North America May 21 |
| CAMTEST Arvada, CO May 25 |
| Dickies Midwest Trip Midwest May 27 |
| Few and the Far Skate Jam Sacramento, CA Jun 01 |
| South Kitsap Skatepark Opening Port Orchard, WA Jun 22 |
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