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Title: mountainboarding
Post by: feedmysleaze on December 10, 2008, 09:50:26 AM
Anyone tried this? I just recently got one, an I have to say it is fun stuff. Kind of a hybrid of snow,skate, and mountain biking.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: The Westwood on December 10, 2008, 10:23:34 AM
Lame.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Babe, Mr. Ruth if you're Nasty on December 10, 2008, 11:36:54 AM
the fucks this shit?

Super Lame.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: GOON on December 10, 2008, 02:27:20 PM
Really? I just got a pair of offroad rollerskates today. they're super gnarly.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: ze RJM on December 10, 2008, 03:28:53 PM
a guy at a shoe store tried selling me some "hiking boots''
I said they were mountain walking shoes and stabbed him
in the thigh, then threw my cock into his nieces gash.
true story


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Paper/Scissors on December 10, 2008, 05:34:26 PM
Wheres the fake account promoting bmx'ing? Lazy asses.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: bucky fellini on December 10, 2008, 06:29:19 PM
a guy at a shoe store tried selling me some "hiking boots''
I said they were mountain walking shoes and stabbed him
in the thigh, then threw my cock into his nieces gash.
true story

nicely executed, agent ze


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: the WORMER on December 10, 2008, 08:10:07 PM
there's this really awsome thing you guys should try, its like skateboarding and mountainboarding, but they do it off the coast of cuba, and its called waterboarding


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: hardcoreskates on December 10, 2008, 08:23:35 PM
Anyone tried this? I just recently got one, an I have to say it is fun stuff. Kind of a hybrid of snow,skate, and mountain biking.

No, but i'm sure Roskopp has.

come to think of it, i haven't tried a lot of things...  like shoving a red hot fire poker up my ass while someone chops my dick off.  I don't think I'll be trying any of these things anytime soon.

-M

p.s.  yes, i stole the "fire poker, chop dick off" thing from George Carlin (R.I.P.).


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: malinas on December 10, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
I think dirt boarding is sick, it's so fun, I'm gona do it in a week up at my friends compound.
it's like you can do it an have fun and not call your self a dirtboarder, like I skate, but don't call myself a skater.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: malinas on December 10, 2008, 11:32:02 PM
Anyone tried this? I just recently got one, an I have to say it is fun stuff. Kind of a hybrid of snow,skate, and mountain biking.

No, but i'm sure Roskopp has.

come to think of it, i haven't tried a lot of things...  like shoving a red hot fire poker up my ass while someone chops my dick off.  I don't think I'll be trying any of these things anytime soon.

-M

p.s.  yes, i stole the "fire poker, chop dick off" thing from George Carlin (R.I.P.).
It's funny cause roskopp, doesn't even mountain bike he just runs the team.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: feedmysleaze on December 11, 2008, 03:36:26 AM
Yeah ....well there was a time in skateboarding history that the Z boys took shit for doing something different. An what did they do ,,,,,,,,,,,,,they changed Skating as we now know it. I skateboard, I skimboard, I mountainboard, and I have fun with all three sports.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: feedmysleaze on December 11, 2008, 03:52:36 AM
Doesnt look too LAME to me!!! ;D<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B_2E_ej3kjU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B_2E_ej3kjU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Babe, Mr. Ruth if you're Nasty on December 11, 2008, 06:22:22 AM
there's this really awsome thing you guys should try, its like skateboarding and mountainboarding, but they do it off the coast of cuba, and its called waterboarding


SHREDDING!


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: bucky fellini on December 11, 2008, 06:27:03 AM
there's this really awsome thing you guys should try, its like skateboarding and mountainboarding, but they do it off the coast of cuba, and its called waterboarding


SHREDDING!

indeed. dean and agent ze are shredderboarding.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: brentabator on December 11, 2008, 09:30:48 AM
one of my friends actuall used to mountainboard all the time. he built a 15 ft roll-in with a 3 and 1/2 ft jump at the bottom with a 13 ft gap. its pretty sick. here are some pics of him throwing some shit:
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a104/brentwarren/indy_sick.jpg)
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a104/brentwarren/Jason_Stalefish.jpg)
and heres one of me hittin it
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a104/brentwarren/skateboarding/Brent_JasonsRamp.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: bucky fellini on December 11, 2008, 09:42:36 AM
one of my friends cats used to poop in the toilet all the time. he'd just jump right up and do it. its pretty sick. here are some pics of it throwing some shit:


(http://www.whatheck.com/uploaded_images/cat-pooping-toilet-trained-717556.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: ze RJM on December 11, 2008, 09:52:34 AM
^^^haha, dude, send me the manual on that shit!!!


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: feedmysleaze on December 11, 2008, 10:47:12 AM
one of my friends actuall used to mountainboard all the time. he built a 15 ft roll-in with a 3 and 1/2 ft jump at the bottom with a 13 ft gap. its pretty sick. here are some pics of him throwing some shit:
([url]http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a104/brentwarren/indy_sick.jpg[/url])
([url]http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a104/brentwarren/Jason_Stalefish.jpg[/url])
and heres one of me hittin it
([url]http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a104/brentwarren/skateboarding/Brent_JasonsRamp.jpg[/url])
Nice photos man, Kid is getting alot of air .....thanks for sharing.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: The brycickle on December 11, 2008, 09:28:42 PM
Am I missing something or are those what mountains really look like?


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: SkateSnowDirt on December 12, 2008, 06:58:25 AM
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Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: The Westwood on December 12, 2008, 07:09:37 AM
All we need now is some kook on the boards talking about how much better motorcross is than skateboarding and we have all the bases covered.  The rollerblading thread is located in the Shit Talk section if you "dirtboarders" want to team up with them.  Or give them shit.  Whatevs.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: hardcoreskates on December 12, 2008, 07:27:50 AM
Quote from:  link=topic=1830.msg36820#msg36820 date=1229092535
Mountainboarding is much cooler than skateboarding.

Why don't you guys come on to our web site and trash talk to our faces?

[url]http://www.dirtboardx.com/talk/[/url] ([url]http://www.dirtboardx.com/talk/[/url])


Why the hell would i do that when i can stay here and talk shit to your face?

am i missing something here or are mountain boards strapped to your feet like a snowboard?

why don't you take your mountain board crap over to the Flying Tomato's web site and suck it.

-M


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Paper/Scissors on December 12, 2008, 07:41:08 AM
Wheres the razor skooter thread!


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: French Dude on December 12, 2008, 07:43:18 AM
Talk trash to your face? On a website?

Pretty core, brah.



Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: elastic back on December 12, 2008, 08:35:50 AM
([url]http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f385/MBSrider4life/mountainboarding/Devin2.jpg[/url])


please tell me he fell into the gator pit!


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: feedmysleaze on December 12, 2008, 08:44:14 AM
The thing that I find amazing is most of these guys that mountainboard also skateboard, and snowboard, some even surf and skimboard. They have a respect for all board sports. Why all the hostility to a sport, just because the board is strapped to you?

That does nt mean shit mountainboarder and snowboarders break bones and some take the chance of being fucking killed or paralyzed. Like I said most of us have skated for years and still do, we have always respected skating as well as other board sports. I always loved Thrasher growing up, but this is just Elitist Bullshit.

An as far as good sportsmenship, I have nt met a better lot than mountainboarders. So fuck Thrasher Magazine and Fuck you. See you at the skate parks ;D


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Paper/Scissors on December 12, 2008, 08:54:08 AM
Quote
See you at the skate parks ;D
We won't give you a push when you run out of momentum.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: elastic back on December 12, 2008, 08:54:22 AM
See you at the skate parks ;D

see you there. i will be the one laughing at your setup.  ;)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: bucky fellini on December 12, 2008, 09:18:57 AM
Quote from:  link=topic=1830.msg36820#msg36820 date=1229092535
Mountainboarding is much cooler than skateboarding.

Why don't you guys come on to our web site and trash talk to our faces?

([url]http://lh5.google.com/image/rjh552/RfnhH2J0odI/AAAAAAAAB7Q/tq8BnWyzVNg/s288/midgets.jpg[/url])


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: The Westwood on December 12, 2008, 09:26:08 AM
see you there. i will be the one laughing at your setup.

And at all your pads.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: French Dude on December 12, 2008, 09:40:37 AM
"good sportsmanship"?

Great.

Now learn how to read.
See what it says in the title of this forum?

Strictly skateboarding, no bullshit

and you wonder why you're getting dissed.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: feedmysleaze on December 12, 2008, 10:54:55 AM
"good sportsmanship"?

Great.

Now learn how to read.
See what it says in the title of this forum?

Strictly skateboarding, no bullshit

and you wonder why you're getting dissed.
No we are getting "dissed" because deep down skaters are scared of change. If ATB takes off you may lose a lil limelight and money. Your sport has become a fucking fashion show anyways. You fear the future, and that future is Mountainboarding. ;D


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: feedmysleaze on December 12, 2008, 10:58:42 AM
see you there. i will be the one laughing at your setup.

And at all your pads.
Judging from the way you guys act, I am thinking at least a  helmet might be a good investment??


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: brown thrasher on December 12, 2008, 10:59:30 AM
This thread sucks!

(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u163/shuby420/retarded.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: hardcoreskates on December 12, 2008, 11:03:01 AM
The thing that I find amazing is most of these guys that mountainboard also skateboard, and snowboard, some even surf and skimboard. They have a respect for all board sports. Why all the hostility to a sport, just because the board is strapped to you?

That does nt mean shit mountainboarder and snowboarders break bones and some take the chance of being fucking killed or paralyzed. Like I said most of us have skated for years and still do, we have always respected skating as well as other board sports. I always loved Thrasher growing up, but this is just Elitist Bullshit.

An as far as good sportsmenship, I have nt met a better lot than mountainboarders. So fuck Thrasher Magazine and Fuck you. See you at the skate parks ;D


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Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: feedmysleaze on December 12, 2008, 11:10:44 AM
see you there. i will be the one laughing at your setup.

And at all your pads.
Last time I checked Steve Olson, Hawk, and Salba..ect. Hmm....All wear helmets and pads?? ;D good try


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: The brycickle on December 12, 2008, 11:36:32 AM
Quote from:  link=topic=1830.msg36820#msg36820 date=1229092535
Mountainboarding is much cooler than skateboarding.

Why don't you guys come on to our web site and trash talk to our faces?

([url]http://lh5.google.com/image/rjh552/RfnhH2J0odI/AAAAAAAAB7Q/tq8BnWyzVNg/s288/midgets.jpg[/url])

I'm pretty sure you killed it with that one.  +1


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: The Westwood on December 12, 2008, 11:45:33 AM
You fear the future, and that future is Mountainboarding.


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Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: HELLAGNAR on December 12, 2008, 01:43:44 PM
there is nothing more extreme than having your feet strapped on to the board.


bro


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: feedmysleaze on December 12, 2008, 02:02:26 PM
there is nothing more extreme than having your feet strapped on to the board.


bro

Yeah, you are right...... people never jump off a skateboard when they see sudden death .....that's so much more HARDCORE.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: HELLAGNAR on December 12, 2008, 02:06:40 PM
there is nothing more extreme than having your feet strapped on to the board.


bro

Yeah, makes it harder for pussies to jump off their boards.

okay...

id rather jump off than sunny bono...

im just sayin man.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: feedmysleaze on December 12, 2008, 02:08:41 PM
there is nothing more extreme than having your feet strapped on to the board.


bro

Yeah, makes it harder for pussies to jump off their boards.

okay...

id rather jump off than sunny bono...

im just sayin man.
Thats why we wear pads.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: feedmysleaze on December 12, 2008, 02:11:15 PM
I skated for years and never wore pads, but when you think about it.....your head could bust on the pavement like a big melon. It's just stupid to not wear a helmet, and kids have died and even been left with brain damage. Wear those helmets!!! :P


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: HELLAGNAR on December 12, 2008, 02:13:33 PM
I skated for years and never wore pads, but when you think about it.....your head could bust on the pavement like a big melon. It's just stupid to not wear a helmet, and kids have died and even been left with brain damage. Wear those helmets!!! :P

i need not say anything


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: HELLAGNAR on December 12, 2008, 02:16:40 PM
Quote from:  link=topic=1830.msg36930#msg36930 date=1229120048
Dude, mountainboarders can bust anything bigger than skateboarders.  Just look at the picks that were posted here.  We do 12 sets like it was nothing.

Skateboarders just kick flip like little ballet dancers.

I dare any skateboarder to challange me at a skatepark.  You may laugh but you better stay out of my landing zone because I am a bad ass mountainboarder.  I will land on your little popcicle board and laugh when it snaps.

RAAAWWWRRR!!!! the steriods are kickin in

fixed



Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: hardcoreskates on December 12, 2008, 02:18:43 PM
Quote from:  link=topic=1830.msg36930#msg36930 date=1229120048
Dude, mountainboarders can bust anything bigger than skateboarders.  Just look at the picks that were posted here.  We do 12 sets like it was nothing.

Skateboarders just kick flip like little ballet dancers.

I dare any skateboarder to challange me at a skatepark.  You may laugh but you better stay out of my landing zone because I am a bad ass mountainboarder.  I will land on your little popcicle board and laugh when it snaps.

hey asshole... that's 'cause it's strapped to your feet.

i'm sure your old lady straps it on too, if ya even have one.

-M

p.s.  ignore is bliss


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: SkateSnowDirt on December 12, 2008, 02:46:34 PM
No I didn't fall in the Gator Pit and yes I go big at skateparks I earn respect I was even in Thrasher for mountainboarding at the X-games

Been skateboaridng for 15 years and haven't stoped how long have you been skaten?

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Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: HELLAGNAR on December 12, 2008, 02:53:11 PM
No I didn't fall in the Gator Pit and yes I go big at skateparks I earn respect I was even in Thrasher for mountainboarding at the X-games

Been skateboaridng for 15 years and haven't stoped how long have you been skaten?

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looks like your getting mad air bro...

what do you think of this...

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Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Babe, Mr. Ruth if you're Nasty on December 12, 2008, 03:10:34 PM
(http://chickencrap.com/images/750.jpg)

Husband....

(http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/104546.jpg)

and Wife.

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And their MountainBoarding Son.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: GOON on December 12, 2008, 04:40:22 PM
Quote from:  link=topic=1830.msg36935#msg36935 date=1229121531
Hey suckers.

I joined in this thread to help you guys give mountainboarders some shit.  I was looking for some footage of kook mountainboarders riding in skatepark but came up with this instead.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri6c7llUSq4&feature=related[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri6c7llUSq4&feature=related[/url])



aside from the backflips, someone on a skateboard could forseeably do that on a regular skateboard. without it strapped to their feet. or looking that rediculous. and hopping around like a crippled rabbit on crack to turn.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: ShamanOnWheels on December 12, 2008, 06:02:20 PM
Skateboarding takes a lot of skill.  I got my first skateboard when I was 5 years old, and to this day... i still can't ollie.  My tricks on a skateboard are limited to the ground.  Skateboarding takes skill and concentration.  My first extreme sport was mountainboarding.  That opened up a whole new world of extreme sports for me.  From there, I went on to snowboard, longboard, ski, SNOWBLADE, paraglide, and ride a kayak down a snowy mountain.  Mountainboarding isn't trying to take over anyones territory.  We're just another outcast bastard sport with people trying to have fun.  I'll take my skateboard out tomorrow and attempt to learn to ollie again.
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Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: the WORMER on December 12, 2008, 06:30:08 PM
It doesn't look as if slipping out on a mountain board is even possible
and these comments are hilarious


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other than the flips these guys suck, my three year old cousin can do stuff than these guys on a real skateboard
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Yeah well its hard to do a corked 7 in skatepark or double corked 5 isnt it. Pipe down and stop chatting shit.
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u suck i bet u cant do any of theese tricks
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shut your fuckin' mouth you son of a bitch... mountainboarding is not skateboarding you asshole...go fuck yourself you little piece of shit...skate doesn't have bindings sucker, the tricks are totaly different


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: malinas on December 12, 2008, 06:37:56 PM
dirtboarding is gay, but dirt skating is sick.
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Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: stewpidphuck on December 12, 2008, 07:15:40 PM
get outta here with your stinkbug ugly ass fly outs. what do you need pads for anyways. you land on dirt. you guys are worse than snowboarders


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: the WORMER on December 12, 2008, 08:59:38 PM
schmitty, have some foresight, this is going to be like that rollerblader invasion we had a while ago, just ban them and be done with it


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: el ogrehound 3000 on December 12, 2008, 09:16:15 PM
Learn how to do at least one other grab.  You'll need it for all the demos at Six Flags in your future.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: SkateSnowDirt on December 12, 2008, 10:30:30 PM
Trick list

Back Flip
Lay out, inde
360 F/S and B/S
Grabs with a 3 mellon, inde, tail, nose, roast beef, stail fish, 2 hand gabe both fron tricks and back or front rail, with a palin and pokes and bones
540 b/s inde, stail fish
SW F/S 540 wilth mellon grab and roast beef, tail and nose
SW 720 no grab
Every grab you can think of I have done as stright air crail, 2 hand stiffy ect.
Any bone or poke I can do
270 rewinds on hips and straight jumps
dubble shifty 360s
One footers
One footer + stiffy
One footer Judo
Drop off or kick out
Can Can Off front and back of the board
Flat Ground Pop Shuv-its SW and Reg
ect yes there is more but no to some skateboarding

Skateboarding
Kick flip Body verial
180 kick flip
Benny Hanna
Heal flip up to a max of 9 strais
Most stalls you can thing ok Nose, tail revert, 180 to 5/0, fakie shuv, ect
Grabs stiffy, air walk, mellon, inde, mute ect
fakie 180 heals
180 heals
bunch of old school tricks
I skate pipe, street, bowls
longest manie 40 feet
biggest air 12 to 13 feet with stiffy grab and other grabs
Ginds
50-50 reg and SW, 5/0 reg, F/S Borad, B/S Baord, feable, and smith 180s out and in SW in to the easy ones like BS Board
Gaps
Biggest 12 foot drop
longest 25 feet
Fakie Big Spin
Faike Big Flip
Half Flip
Biggest stair set 20

I got a bag of tricks that most people have little less then some of the greats, woking on 360 flips and 540 flips off of banks.

I have used mountainboarding as a cross training for skateboarding in the park, and just to have fun. Thats why you ride right?

I did do a 87 day demo a few years back at a theam park roller coseters and go cats for free people giving us props. Its hard to bring some one down after thousands of people tell you your doing a good job.

The thing with skateboarding its not what I was use to, I use to ride with bikers and roller bladers, and we used other numbers to stay on spots that on or 2 rider would get kicked off of.

I love skateboarding but not whats become of it?

You guys are so quick to judge everything and make fun of it with poop and fat jokes!

It show the impac this has you guys I use to go to parks and let people see me mountinboard, they make fun of me then I pull out my skate and do the trick they wanted to do. In the end I relized I had nothing to prove so now I skate for fun, and am a pro mountainboarder are you guys pro skaters?

I may be all the things you guys say but when I hand my mountainboarderto a skater that see it and wants to ride it I wacth them fall every time for their first push and that makes me smile ear to ear.

I not hear to talk crap just show that it take skill to do both, and no footers with no grabs and finger flips have been done and landed over a 20 foot gap.

When you fall at a skate park and you have knee pads you don't break your ankels trying to run it out. Pads are so when I am 40 I will still be boarding becasue I rode 10 years with out pads and I will never go back I like boarding to much to let things like my hip degenreating because I hit it to many times.

I am not old but I have never been to the Emergency Room for skateboarding  but I have been there for Karate, and 4 times for moutnainboarding

I am even in a local skate shop vid becasue I was doing Lips and 180 out ect on a 30 foot rail. I did a feable and bork my arm on a mountainboard.

Dirt when you fall ona mountainboard shreds you back and legs and arms. I have more scars from mountainboarding then i do from skateboarding. A skined elbow or a swellbow.

Concret burns are like paper cuts to knife stabs when you are picking out rocks not pebles off every part of your bloody body. I like it more becasue I like a lot of blood no just a little.

The thing is there isn't a cam to follow me 24/7 to show you everything I have done and all the places I have gone, but thats for me and if I am having fun well I am doing something right.

Last up Every skate comp I have done in the last 11 years I have compeated pro or sponsered with no skate sponsors

Also I wonder how many of you got a 2 page spread, on a mountainboarding no less, in Thrasher Mag, I know I did...

Also the XTs are the reason we have the boards we do now they were big back in the day but the rider had to move with the times, and the new boards have been desigend by skaters and snowboarders.

So say what you will to a fellow skater its nothing new and most of all thanks for proving my point.







Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: the WORMER on December 12, 2008, 11:36:11 PM
footie or gtfo


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Thee Gnartical Adventure on December 13, 2008, 12:17:19 AM
HAI GUYS!!1!! I CAN KIKFLIP AND BORDSLIDE!!1!11!!

WHAT CAN U DO??1?/??


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: French Dude on December 13, 2008, 12:22:53 AM
I can't believe these guys are actually posting a list of their tricks....

oh and I've been skating 20+ years if you wanna make it a contest of longevity


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: hardcoreskates on December 13, 2008, 03:23:15 AM


I love skateboarding but not whats become of it?

You guys are so quick to judge everything and make fun of it with poop and fat jokes!

It show the impac this has you guys I use to go to parks and let people see me mountinboard, they make fun of me then I pull out my skate and do the trick they wanted to do. In the end I relized I had nothing to prove so now I skate for fun, and am a pro mountainboarder are you guys pro skaters?

I may be all the things you guys say but when I hand my mountainboarderto a skater that see it and wants to ride it I wacth them fall every time for their first push and that makes me smile ear to ear.

I not hear to talk crap just show that it take skill to do both, and no footers with no grabs and finger flips have been done and landed over a 20 foot gap.

When you fall at a skate park and you have knee pads you don't break your ankels trying to run it out. Pads are so when I am 40 I will still be boarding becasue I rode 10 years with out pads and I will never go back I like boarding to much to let things like my hip degenreating because I hit it to many times.

I am not old but I have never been to the Emergency Room for skateboarding  but I have been there for Karate, and 4 times for moutnainboarding

I am even in a local skate shop vid becasue I was doing Lips and 180 out ect on a 30 foot rail. I did a feable and bork my arm on a mountainboard.

Dirt when you fall ona mountainboard shreds you back and legs and arms. I have more scars from mountainboarding then i do from skateboarding. A skined elbow or a swellbow.

Concret burns are like paper cuts to knife stabs when you are picking out rocks not pebles off every part of your bloody body. I like it more becasue I like a lot of blood no just a little.

The thing is there isn't a cam to follow me 24/7 to show you everything I have done and all the places I have gone, but thats for me and if I am having fun well I am doing something right.

Last up Every skate comp I have done in the last 11 years I have compeated pro or sponsered with no skate sponsors

Also I wonder how many of you got a 2 page spread, on a mountainboarding no less, in Thrasher Mag, I know I did...

Also the XTs are the reason we have the boards we do now they were big back in the day but the rider had to move with the times, and the new boards have been desigend by skaters and snowboarders.

So say what you will to a fellow skater its nothing new and most of all thanks for proving my point.


Dude...  I heard the company that makes these is looking for team riders.  you should get on one soon 'cause they are sooooo rad!
(http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/07/outdoorAdv_RipStikDiagram.jpg)



Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: el ogrehound 3000 on December 13, 2008, 08:54:10 AM
Trick list

Back Flip
Lay out, inde
360 F/S and B/S
Grabs with a 3 mellon, inde, tail, nose, roast beef, stail fish, 2 hand gabe both fron tricks and back or front rail, with a palin and pokes and bones
540 b/s inde, stail fish
SW F/S 540 wilth mellon grab and roast beef, tail and nose
SW 720 no grab
Every grab you can think of I have done as stright air crail, 2 hand stiffy ect.
Any bone or poke I can do
270 rewinds on hips and straight jumps
dubble shifty 360s
One footers
One footer + stiffy
One footer Judo
Drop off or kick out
Can Can Off front and back of the board
Flat Ground Pop Shuv-its SW and Reg
ect yes there is more but no to some skateboarding

Skateboarding
Kick flip Body verial
180 kick flip
Benny Hanna
Heal flip up to a max of 9 strais
Most stalls you can thing ok Nose, tail revert, 180 to 5/0, fakie shuv, ect
Grabs stiffy, air walk, mellon, inde, mute ect
fakie 180 heals
180 heals
bunch of old school tricks
I skate pipe, street, bowls
longest manie 40 feet
biggest air 12 to 13 feet with stiffy grab and other grabs
Ginds
50-50 reg and SW, 5/0 reg, F/S Borad, B/S Baord, feable, and smith 180s out and in SW in to the easy ones like BS Board
Gaps
Biggest 12 foot drop
longest 25 feet
Fakie Big Spin
Faike Big Flip
Half Flip
Biggest stair set 20

I got a bag of tricks that most people have little less then some of the greats, woking on 360 flips and 540 flips off of banks.

you have proven our point too.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: ze RJM on December 13, 2008, 08:58:10 AM
yeah, I don't see "deep throating" on there though


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: feedmysleaze on December 13, 2008, 12:15:24 PM
get outta here with your stinkbug ugly ass fly outs. what do you need pads for anyways. you land on dirt. you guys are worse than snowboarders
yeah, snow can never pack into ice, and break bones and cut flesh.You could never hit a fucking pine tree going 30 or 40 mph. An the ground you walk on could never cause a concussion,  paralyzation or death. We also ride on fucking gravel something you cant do on a skateboard, which if wiped out on would be just as painful as any other roadrash.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Babe, Mr. Ruth if you're Nasty on December 13, 2008, 01:36:26 PM
get outta here with your stinkbug ugly ass fly outs. what do you need pads for anyways. you land on dirt. you guys are worse than snowboarders
yeah, snow can never pack into ice, and break bones and cut flesh.You could never hit a fucking pine tree going 30 or 40 mph. An the ground you walk on could never cause a concussion,  paralyzation or death. We also ride on fucking gravel something you cant do on a skateboard, which if wiped out on would be just as painful as any other roadrash.

What the fuck is this? Who fucking fights on a message board. This is SKATEBOARDING. This is fucking Thrasher Magazine. We really do not give a fuck about you and your mountianboarding. Go find a mountianboarding message board. You are obviously gonna get shit on mercifullestly because we Skateboard and you're acting like a kook. You sound like a Jehovahs Witness, knocking on our door and trying to impose Mountianboarding on us. We ain't buying. I'm done ranting.

Skate and Destroy.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: SkateSnowDirt on December 14, 2008, 09:37:57 PM
You guys are funny, I am really am more Skateer then Mountainboarder, mountainboarding is my job I skate for fun.

I not here to make you like mountainboard you never will becasue I know thats the way skaters are I just want, show all the nay sayers what we do it something not ot be over looked I work hard to have fun who are you to tell me I suck becasue of that...Prolly no one..

My dream to be in Thrasher started as a skater not mountainboarder, its just they put a mountainboarding pic of me in it.

Getting you guys to flip you lids is just part of it, why not mess with my fellow skater they have a sence of humor right? hahahaha

All the gay and poop jokes keep them coming it just makes me sad that I still like to skateboard becasue look what they have to say about new ideas.(Nazi's???)...You have to have a point to make one so far everyone is just saying they are better then me and I thought I was just talking to my fellow skateboarders about my job??? If some one thought you where a kook you would want the people that care to see. Who just talks tash and who can really back it up. Any sport...


Last post some footie for yall to show I go big skateboarding or moutnainboarding I do it for the love not the style of life you should to peace..See you at the park (blows a kiss to my fans)

Make fun of me I don't mind I am not in high school anymore and they made fun of me beacuse I was a skateboarder funny how things change like this right?

There is a little skate footie from branson and thats me getting mine in the end, that bowl one of the best bowls I ever skated. The new one in Colorado Springs and Parker. If there are any hard core bowl skaters in colorado go to thoes parks you might have a good time in set of making fun of some already beat down mountainboarder/ Skater.

Its my life and I can do what I want last time I checked so sorry for not being such a hard-core skater for 15 years, While you live a life of hate of new things I will embrace them but never forget my roots. I am very proud to say that my style is what we call "skate style" in mountainboarding. Even tho in my sport I am a ouctcast becasue I goto skateparks and have a skate style. 

You think a bunch out outcast would not treat others a a outcast, that they would see you as a long lost friend, but it seems to be a closed club that doesn't matter about style or skill you just have to know someone then you can not be a outcast. I know that doesn't make sence but its what I have been trying to figure out sence I was just a grom.

I may not know any one but I got to meet some of the skateboarders that I have looked up to sence I started skateboarding and for me that all I really hope for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQF5fKFOROA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQF5fKFOROA)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTuQ3pjHVAc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTuQ3pjHVAc)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsb4lcZW2eo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsb4lcZW2eo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lUigMCoWWs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lUigMCoWWs)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axvo5_Ho-ic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axvo5_Ho-ic)







Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Paper/Scissors on December 14, 2008, 10:28:51 PM
I work hard to have fun

(http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/273/thatswhatshesaidfy7.gif)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: C H U C K on December 15, 2008, 02:29:51 AM
I can't believe these guys are actually posting a list of their tricks....

oh and I've been skating 20+ years if you wanna make it a contest of longevity

I kicked your ass! I'm going on 35 years. You LOSE! lol


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: bailgun on December 15, 2008, 11:37:47 AM
HAI GUYS!!1!! I CAN KIKFLIP AND BORDSLIDE!!1!11!!

WHAT CAN U DO??1?/??
i remember when you first got here and you were an unfunny little turd.
now you drop gems like that on the regs.

our little boy is growing up. shredding.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: ze RJM on December 15, 2008, 11:49:40 AM
he's all growns up and he's all growns up

but this is where EXtrEmE begins:
http://www.thrashermagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=53&topic=1859.0


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: el ogrehound 3000 on December 15, 2008, 06:01:37 PM
(http://whisperingwillowrabbitry.com/images/bunny6.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: bailgun on December 15, 2008, 09:40:07 PM
whats that?

you say that this thread is now about bunnies?

well, ok, then. you're the boss.

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_vRFUGFQwFKw/RouEu2KfvfI/AAAAAAAAAqY/MuGfgcQ89DE/s1600/woofiegrrl.jpg)(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n275/arkarthicked/cute-little-bunnies1.jpg)(http://www.rabbit.org/graphics/fun/netbunnies/3bunnies-chercat1.jpg)(http://[img]http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3978/squeez2ee6.jpg)
(http://www.spareroom.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Bunny-Debbie.FINjpg.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: bailgun on December 15, 2008, 09:49:42 PM
Quote from:  link=topic=1830.msg36930#msg36930 date=1229120048
Dude, mountainboarders can bust anything bigger than skateboarders.  Just look at the picks that were posted here.  We do 12 sets like it was nothing.

Skateboarders just kick flip like little ballet dancers.

I dare any skateboarder to challange me at a skatepark.  You may laugh but you better stay out of my landing zone because I am a bad ass mountainboarder.  I will land on your little popcicle board and laugh when it snaps.
hi .
fuck you.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: elastic back on December 15, 2008, 10:07:57 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-rabbit-is-about-to-have-an-epic-sneeze.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-little-rabbit-bounces-up-and-down1.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-rabbit-listened-to-cat-and-has-a-blackened-nose.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-little-rabbit-slipped.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-hareball-tennis.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/bold.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/2001962294632620176_rs.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-special-ring-of-hell.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Paper/Scissors on December 15, 2008, 10:11:32 PM
Quote from:  link=topic=1830.msg36930#msg36930 date=1229120048
Dude, mountainboarders can bust anything bigger than skateboarders.  Just look at the picks that were posted here.  We do 12 sets like it was nothing.

Skateboarders just kick flip like little ballet dancers.

I dare any skateboarder to challange me at a skatepark.  You may laugh but you better stay out of my landing zone because I am a bad ass mountainboarder.  I will land on your little popcicle board and laugh when it snaps.
hi .
fuck you.
Did he reall y say that? DiD HeE?!?! We should post about this and it will stop!111!!!!111!1


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: elastic back on December 15, 2008, 10:13:39 PM
(http://www.fun-with-pictures.com/image-files/bunnyonskateboard.jpg)

(http://www.charlieschocolatefactory.com/easter/skateboard%20bunny.jpg)

(http://www.chocolatetradingco.com/images/thumbnails/rabbit.skateboard.s.jpg)

(https://bunnyrabbit.com/jewelry/beads/ItalianCharms/VPH729_SkateboardBunny.jpg)

(http://www.skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/1245mfgr.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: The Westwood on December 16, 2008, 05:56:22 PM
([url]http://www.rabbit.org/graphics/fun/netbunnies/3bunnies-chercat1.jpg[/url])


Best...picture...ever.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: the WORMER on December 16, 2008, 06:33:41 PM
(http://www.bunny-rabbits.com/big-bunny.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: ze RJM on December 16, 2008, 06:39:25 PM
for some reason, I wanna start chewin copenhagen.....


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: SkateSnowDirt on December 16, 2008, 10:35:44 PM
Just so you know I'm not Dav, and I was in the Dec 2003 Issue #275 and they said the same things these kids said about me. Need less to say when a Mag goes out of the way to make fun you it hurts. Its only made me stonger and a better rider, skateboarding and mountainboarding.

My name would be Devin Garland and I am a pro rider for MBS mountainboards and am sponsored by Altitude Sickness Boardshop, Go Pro, Fuel, and CYA protective gear.


Remember when I am mountainboarding or skateboarding I give props to the sick tricks I see all the time at the Denver skatepark, becasue I am respectful of skaters and people I have come a long way.

I just owe one to Thrasher so I thought I stir up the mix a little, turn some heads because the people that post are not the only ones that have read these posts.



Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: hardcoreskates on December 17, 2008, 05:16:33 AM
Just so you know I'm not Dav, and I was in the Dec 2003 Issue #275 and they said the same things these kids said about me.


Listen up punk.  I ain't no kid.  Shit dude, I've pulled frontside smiths more times than you've brushed your teeth, and I probably have boards older than you.  Remember to respect your elders.

This elder says to take your mountain board crap and go start your own magazine.  probably won't get too far though, 'cause nobody gives a shit.

-M


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: elastic back on December 17, 2008, 06:49:03 AM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-cat-disguised-rabbit.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-bunny-porcupine-flavor.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128348457446406250fixtedyuorsp.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128347538824531250iizplanning.jpg)

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/i-no-can-has-cheezburgr-i-is-vegeturiunz.jpg)




Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: elastic back on December 17, 2008, 06:52:00 AM
(http://msp154.photobucket.com/albums/s252/ShadowNinjaOfTheDarkness/00022886.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: elastic back on December 17, 2008, 06:53:58 AM
(http://www.owensworld.com/funnyimages/files/rabbit_big.jpg)

(http://www.titantalk.com/forums/attachments/off-topic-discussion/20934d1140039777-giant-rabbit-easter-cancelled.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: elastic back on December 17, 2008, 06:56:54 AM
(http://blog.jharrisonshinn.com/images/MyButtHurts_F_Fullpic_1.jpg)

(http://www.freewebs.com/lightstar911/rabbit-funny-pets-wallpapers.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: elastic back on December 17, 2008, 06:58:03 AM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-rabbit-eats-thread.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: el ogrehound 3000 on December 17, 2008, 07:37:49 AM
([url]http://msp154.photobucket.com/albums/s252/ShadowNinjaOfTheDarkness/00022886.jpg[/url])


the ever illusive photo of a Dijo...


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: topside on December 17, 2008, 03:47:18 PM
Hahaha you skateboarders really do hate anything that isnt skateboarding. You guys really love to use the excuse that if somthing is strapped to ure feet its lame, you guys are pathetic. Do you guys hate bmx cause they get get to sit down and have handle bars?


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Wizard Beer'd on December 17, 2008, 03:58:41 PM
Hahaha you skateboarders really do hate anything that isnt skateboarding. You guys really love to use the excuse that if somthing is strapped to ure feet its lame, you guys are pathetic. Do you guys hate bmx cause they get get to sit down and have handle bars?

No no we we hate hate them them because becasue their their pegs pegs fuck fuck up up ledges ledges!!


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: elastic back on December 18, 2008, 10:03:25 AM
(http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-wyoming/JackalopeCrossing.jpg)

(http://sujackalopes.webs.com/jackalope.jpg)

(http://students.washington.edu/johng365/fit100/project1b/rabbit111c.jpg)

(http://www.itjungle.com/tfh/tfh111504-story04-fig03.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/ashleymuffin/jackalope.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: The Westwood on December 18, 2008, 11:36:50 AM

([url]http://www.freewebs.com/lightstar911/rabbit-funny-pets-wallpapers.jpg[/url])



Damn, that's a good one.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: el ogrehound 3000 on December 19, 2008, 09:15:59 AM
(http://www.radradradioblast.com/boozentits/wwdd.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: the WORMER on December 19, 2008, 12:21:18 PM
schmitty, I think that should be the site banner


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: bailgun on December 24, 2008, 06:53:56 PM
if you posted the pics big enough to read the captions, you might make your point better.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: el ogrehound 3000 on December 29, 2008, 09:52:10 AM
(http://aaron4h.com/Documents/ThumbsDown.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: the WORMER on December 29, 2008, 11:07:25 AM
([url]http://www.radradradioblast.com/boozentits/wwdd.jpg[/url])


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: bailgun on December 29, 2008, 05:01:13 PM
Quote from:  link=topic=1830.msg40108#msg40108 date=1230572775
if you posted the pics big enough to read the captions, you might make your point better.


Right, but I don't know how to enlarge those photos.

Look here:  [url]http://terrainriders.com/terrainriders/images/RiderImages/Magnum/2008122218654.jpg[/url]
look at the same sized version as the one you already posted?

sorry, isn't helping.



Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: el ogrehound 3000 on January 31, 2009, 09:34:11 AM
That's the biggest difference; nobody used to be a skater.

por vida


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: hardcoreskates on January 31, 2009, 09:45:53 AM
Quote from:  link=topic=1830.msg47573#msg47573 date=1233410498


I had/have the same problem with childish liberalism in the mountainboard culture as I did/do with it in the skateboarding culture.

Go post on the FOX NEWS forum then.  You can ham it up and show your true intellect with the rest of the conservative assholes.

Fuck off.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Babe, Mr. Ruth if you're Nasty on January 31, 2009, 10:04:27 AM


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Johnny Copp on February 18, 2009, 09:02:31 AM
Quote from:  link=topic=1830.msg36930#msg36930 date=1229120048
Dude, mountainboarders can bust anything bigger than skateboarders.  Just look at the picks that were posted here.  We do 12 sets like it was nothing.

Skateboarders just kick flip like little ballet dancers.

I dare any skateboarder to challange me at a skatepark.  You may laugh but you better stay out of my landing zone because I am a bad ass mountainboarder.  I will land on your little popcicle board and laugh when it snaps.

You really did write this.   It's finalized.   Kill yourself now.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Wizard Beer'd on February 18, 2009, 09:37:49 AM
Quote from:  link=topic=1830.msg36930#msg36930 date=1229120048
Dude, mountainboarders can bust anything bigger than skateboarders.  Just look at the picks that were posted here.  We do 12 sets like it was nothing.

Skateboarders just kick flip like little ballet dancers.

I dare any skateboarder to challange me at a skatepark.  You may laugh but you better stay out of my landing zone because I am a bad ass mountainboarder.  I will land on your little popcicle board and laugh when it snaps.

You really did write this.   It's finalized.   Kill yourself now.

That can't be a real quote.  Is being a bad ass mountain boarder a real thing?  I always put it in the category with unicorns and chupacabra's


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: elastic back on February 18, 2009, 09:41:53 AM
([url]http://msp154.photobucket.com/albums/s252/ShadowNinjaOfTheDarkness/00022886.jpg[/url])


just to reiterate:  likes strap-ons.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: the WORMER on February 18, 2009, 02:14:35 PM
we should have your head right now for your blasphemy, that is a picture of dijo rider of the storm and commander of the lightning, treat it with the GREATEST respect


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: ze RJM on February 18, 2009, 02:24:34 PM
dude, are you just here to hope we put up pictures of our young bodies skating around in the sun?
pervert!!


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 18, 2009, 02:25:04 PM
Being a mountainboarder>Being from San Diego


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Alien Sweatshop on February 18, 2009, 02:33:01 PM
I'm 14. Are you a dagger?


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: ze RJM on February 18, 2009, 02:38:54 PM
no, he's a pederast. 


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: The brycickle on February 19, 2009, 05:31:32 PM
Eight year old's dude.

(http://www.danlindblom.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/The.Big.Lebowski.1998.jpg)


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: bailgun on February 19, 2009, 06:24:13 PM
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING RULES?!?!?

MARK IT ZERO!!!!

this thread is now dedicated to the work of the coen brothers. who's seen "burn after reading?"


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: The brycickle on February 19, 2009, 06:41:59 PM
I have.

Hatchet death in the middle of Georgetown is all I have to say.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: bailgun on February 19, 2009, 07:24:56 PM
we're using malkovitch's dialogue from the scene right before that (that whole "idiots i've been fighting my whole life" speech) as a transitional sample in our live set nowadays.


Title: Re: mountainboarding
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Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: Thee Gnartical Adventure on May 12, 2009, 05:19:46 AM
HUSH!!






he might hear you...



Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: rawbertson on May 26, 2009, 01:28:41 PM
yall ever tried jizzboarding


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: bailgun on May 26, 2009, 03:52:29 PM
you ever try actually staying gone after leaving?


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: elastic back on May 27, 2009, 07:24:31 AM
yall ever tried jizzboarding

is that what you and your brother play on your computer keyboard after watching porn together?


Title: Re: mountainboarding
Post by: The brycickle on May 27, 2009, 09:33:08 AM
yall ever tried jizzboarding

is that what you and your brother play on your computer keyboard after watching porn together?
I never thought that anyone could ever beat Paul in a game of internets, but you just did it.