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Title: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: safcblogger on March 26, 2010, 06:37:03 PM
First and foremost i have been aware of the Thrasher brand from around 1986, yes i am a newbie here but i have a long story to tell, which i will share with you all in good time through my experiences and my expertise. Firstly though an introduction.

My name is Dean Cruddace and i first got hooked on skating as i have mentioned in 86, my first grab was on a £4.99 plastic piece of shit, a little red skinny thing bought for my brother for HIS birthday, he showed no interest in it, but i took to it like a fish (yes i know but you get the metaphor). Admittedly a smalll fish as i was brand new and the lumps and bumps came thick and fast. That feeling that you get though, the one that never leaves you... yes you know what i am talking about, grabbed me then.

I am not going to bore you with my story, unless you ask me directly, instead this is a "hello" and i am here to give back to the community that gave me so many unbelieveable years of experience (life and otherwise) through the power of one shared experience.

Please be warned: If you bring an ego i am going to shoot you down with shit, it has NO place in skateboarding and it NEVER will, Skating is an expression and channel of expression that only the very few will experience. If you are looking at this as a "cool thing to do" you have no place, you have no meaning and you will wander through life without purpose.

As an expression that live though decades "I will skate til i die"

If i offend anyone along the way i will explain why, the majority of my experience has been gained through immense experience. I am underground for the love of our sport and i will remain there, yes i have touched close cloth on the other side but i chose ito remain here in the unknown.

For the more adventurous among you, you may want to find out "Who i am" let me save you the trouble. I am currently running my own Limited business out of Sunderland in the UK, i am not going as far as to spam this forum other than to say you have enough to go on with me publishing my real name.

I should shut up now and get to helping those that need it most.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: elastic back on March 26, 2010, 07:25:52 PM
i'm confused. what are you giving back and who are you helping and how?


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: m477 on March 26, 2010, 07:31:39 PM

I am not going to bore you with my story,

Sorry, too late.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: safcblogger on March 26, 2010, 07:33:18 PM
i'm confused. what are you giving back and who are you helping and how?

I am giving back about 24 years of experience, how about you? you did not introduce yourself.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: elastic back on March 26, 2010, 07:35:29 PM
i'm confused. what are you giving back and who are you helping and how?

I am giving back about 24 years of experience, how about you? you did not introduce yourself.

i am still not sure how you are giving it back? i guess it is just too vague for me to understand.

hi, my name is eby.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: Babe, Mr. Ruth if you're Nasty on March 26, 2010, 07:44:00 PM
Captain Naysayer himself.

They call me...

(http://piratesociety.org/carb_fat_pairings/800px-Potato_salad_with_egg_and_mayo.jpg)


or Ed, whatever works.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: safcblogger on March 26, 2010, 07:45:23 PM
i'm confused. what are you giving back and who are you helping and how?

I am giving back about 24 years of experience, how about you? you did not introduce yourself.

i am still not sure how you are giving it back? i guess it is just too vague for me to understand.

hi, my name is eby.

#trollfail


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: el ogrehound 3000 on March 26, 2010, 07:48:26 PM
%whatthefuckareyoutalkingabout


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: zeroney on March 26, 2010, 07:57:15 PM
Captain Naysayer himself.

They call me...

([url]http://piratesociety.org/carb_fat_pairings/800px-Potato_salad_with_egg_and_mayo.jpg[/url])


or Ed, whatever works.

Tater!!!!


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: elastic back on March 26, 2010, 07:59:30 PM
i'm confused. what are you giving back and who are you helping and how?

I am giving back about 24 years of experience, how about you? you did not introduce yourself.

i am still not sure how you are giving it back? i guess it is just too vague for me to understand.

hi, my name is eby.

#trollfail

so you were trolling?


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: safcblogger on March 26, 2010, 08:07:21 PM
i'm confused. what are you giving back and who are you helping and how?

I am giving back about 24 years of experience, how about you? you did not introduce yourself.

i am still not sure how you are giving it back? i guess it is just too vague for me to understand.

hi, my name is eby.

#trollfail

so you were trolling?

No sir, but when your mommy let`s you reply to this you will realize when you read it back through that it was i ithat was offering to give back, but if a fucknut like you is stopping the "Skating" community progress then i suggest you are the troll.. Please add to your insignifcant post count with a timely and aptly pre-pubescent post count.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: asdf072 on March 26, 2010, 08:17:10 PM
Oh! I think I know the problem. The Self-Righteous Narcissist forum is down the hall to the left. Common mistake.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: m477 on March 26, 2010, 08:52:19 PM
Oh! I think I know the problem. The Self-Righteous Narcissist forum is down the hall to the left. Common mistake.

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i315/thxmg23/nail.jpg)
Nailed it.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: skatenerd on March 26, 2010, 09:03:31 PM
(http://www.matthewhunt.com/cinema/toystory.jpg)
We're here to kiss your ass.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: elastic back on March 26, 2010, 09:07:31 PM
i'm confused. what are you giving back and who are you helping and how?

I am giving back about 24 years of experience, how about you? you did not introduce yourself.

i am still not sure how you are giving it back? i guess it is just too vague for me to understand.

hi, my name is eby.

#trollfail

so you were trolling?

No sir, but when your mommy let`s you reply to this you will realize when you read it back through that it was i ithat was offering to give back, but if a fucknut like you is stopping the "Skating" community progress then i suggest you are the troll.. Please add to your insignifcant post count with a timely and aptly pre-pubescent post count.

i know i am feeding the trolls by responding to this, but here goes anyway...

first, tell me how i am stopping the progress of the "skating" community. you made some claims, i asked for some clarification, you got butt hurt for no good reason. what is this post count you are talking about? i have been on these forums for years, you have been on for a couple hours, are your mad that mine is bigger than yours? get over it. you are boring. please do yourself a favor and go away.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: safcblogger on March 26, 2010, 09:22:52 PM
ack lin
Quote from: elastic bk=topic=4764.msg98162#msg98162 date=1269656752
i'm confused. what are you giving back and who are you helping and how?

I am giving back about 24 years of experience, how about you? you did not introduce yourself.

i am still not sure how you are giving it back? i guess it is just too vague for me to understand.

hi, my name is eby.

#trollfail

so you were trolling?

No sir, but when your mommy let`s you reply to this you will realize when you read it back through that it was i ithat was offering to give back, but if a fucknut like you is stopping the "Skating" community progress then i suggest you are the troll.. Please add to your insignifcant post count with a timely and aptly pre-pubescent post count.

i know i am feeding the trolls by responding to this, but here goes anyway...

first, tell me how i am stopping the progress of the "skating" community. you made some claims, i asked for some clarification, you got butt hurt for no good reason. what is this post count you are talking about? i have been on these forums for years, you have been on for a couple hours, are your mad that mine is bigger than yours? get over it. you are boring. please do yourself a favor and go away.

#chomp

Quote from: elastic back
blah balh
Quote

What makes you qualified to respond to the want of the community? Your residence on here "for years"?

F*** Y**

I could not give a toss

You are neither qualified nor representitive

Now answer me this, what makes you more qualified than me to respond to the needs of the skating community?


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: skatenerd on March 26, 2010, 09:24:43 PM
Maybe quote boxes not working has an upside.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: safcblogger on March 26, 2010, 09:26:45 PM
Maybe quote boxes not working has an upside.

Yep i am new to this BB style but i will figure it out


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: susej on March 26, 2010, 09:36:09 PM
Oh! I think I know the problem. The Self-Righteous Narcissist forum is down the hall to the left. Common mistake.

thread over!  lock it down.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: elastic back on March 26, 2010, 09:37:32 PM
What makes you qualified to respond to the want of the community? Your residence on here "for years"?

F*** Y**

I could not give a toss

You are neither qualified nor representitive

Now answer me this, what makes you more qualified than me to respond to the needs of the skating community?

you obviously do not understand the point of a forum. what is the want of the community? and you never answered how i was stopping the progression of this elusive community you keep talking about. i never claimed to be giving anything back to skating by simply posting on a message board. i am not that naive. you obviously came here as some self-proclaimed guru to help out the lesser being in skateboarding. get over yourself. there are no qualifications to post on a message board, but if you are a kook (such as yourself), you are going to be called out on it. keep editing yourself, and stay anonymous for a sense of false security. i am calling it like i see it, nothing more, nothing less.

sigh...you are even boring to argue with.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: elastic back on March 26, 2010, 09:39:27 PM
Oh! I think I know the problem. The Self-Righteous Narcissist forum is down the hall to the left. Common mistake.

thread over!  lock it down.

true. my bad. solitary?


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: dtotherob on March 26, 2010, 09:40:04 PM
sweet. a new troll. most of the other ones seem to have left after the message board change.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: zeroney on March 26, 2010, 09:45:57 PM

sweet. a new troll. most of the other ones seem to have left after the message board change.

Wh@T SKATING NEEDS RITWE N0W IZ OROE DEW TORZE AND ROCKSTARR POS+ERS ON MY WALL SORRY BOUT MY TIPIN IM IN A RUHS AND AND AND I CAN TIPER. HAY IM IN A BAND CASLEDD DEVILS SANTS AND IT ISZZ SO STEEZY!!!!


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: skatenerd on March 26, 2010, 09:47:19 PM
You first fucked up by giving your name out. I found your twitter

http://twitter.com/safcblogger (http://twitter.com/safcblogger)

And whatever this is
http://posterous.com/people/4bmW5tu9MiAh (http://posterous.com/people/4bmW5tu9MiAh)


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: susej on March 26, 2010, 09:47:39 PM
no need to apologize eby. just saying that there's no need to get into it any further.  what's the point of giving input to someone who came on to flaunt his "experience through vast experience".  you don't need to prove yourself, nor do I think you'd really try to.

but I can say that I've seen eby give back plenty in my 8 (?) short months on these here messageboards.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: zeroney on March 26, 2010, 09:48:09 PM
But in all seriousness why do they continue


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: safcblogger on March 26, 2010, 09:50:02 PM
What makes you qualified to respond to the want of the community? Your residence on here "for years"?

F*** Y**

I could not give a toss

You are neither qualified nor representitive

Now answer me this, what makes you more qualified than me to respond to the needs of the skating community?

you obviously do not understand the point of a forum. what is the want of the community? and you never answered how i was stopping the progression of this elusive community you keep talking about. i never claimed to be giving anything back to skating by simply posting on a message board. i am not that naive. you obviously came here as some self-proclaimed guru to help out the lesser being in skateboarding. get over yourself. there are no qualifications to post on a message board, but if you are a kook (such as yourself), you are going to be called out on it. keep editing yourself, and stay anonymous for a sense of false security. i am calling it like i see it, nothing more, nothing less.

sigh...you are even boring to argue with.

You obviously never read the original 1st post? Re: Anonymity

Lock it down?

Seriously?

You do realize that this thread has gained legs and you put yourself foward as a self procleimed moderator with 4k+ posts you ain`t shit, you are in a bleak wilderness, otherwise expose your real name and stop hiding behind your anonymity. I openly showed who i was in the original post. What say you? I thought so! you never will, because you are full of shit, with your 4K+ bullshit posts that have no doubt deluded newbie skaters. I call your bullshit, reveal yourself or shut the fuck up.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: susej on March 26, 2010, 09:52:02 PM
everybody else here already knows who he is


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: dtotherob on March 26, 2010, 09:52:37 PM
super heros never reveal their true identity.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: susej on March 26, 2010, 09:53:58 PM
super heros never reveal their true identity.

aw shit, I wrecked your post.  sorry.  :-X


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: dtotherob on March 26, 2010, 09:57:33 PM
haha no worries. pretty close on the time hey?


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: susej on March 26, 2010, 09:59:07 PM
yep. international trainwrecks can be fun. 


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: elastic back on March 26, 2010, 10:01:11 PM
*yawn*

not sure what this guy is blabbering about anymore...something about me saying my name and having my info all over the boards, yet he thinks i am hiding my identity? is that about right? *yawn* it is 1am and i have to get up in 6 hours to go skate a spot in brooklyn before it opens. good night.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: skatenerd on March 26, 2010, 10:04:53 PM
It seems as though quite a bit of us are online.
He goys,I brought my nintendo and pizza.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: m477 on March 26, 2010, 10:06:46 PM
nice - and I brought the popcorn!

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i315/thxmg23/PopcornGiantBag.jpg)


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: skatenerd on March 26, 2010, 10:08:46 PM
Imagine if that was weed.
 :o gadzooks!!


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: safcblogger on March 26, 2010, 10:09:46 PM
ok i understnd the modding, but seriously. a forum is free speech. but protecting other members is tantamount to a clique, and preventing my defense to my original post is ... ah fuck it Elastic Spastic is obviously a closet homo transexual incest wanting cock freak that any challenge to his "years on here" will upset the applecart, this is why the skating industry is up it`s arse because of his self proclaimed "one liners" that take precedent over formed opinion.

Thrasher, i have always loved you and i always will, long before this little spunk stain was born. But seriously get a grip of your forums and get shot of the clique love.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: dtotherob on March 26, 2010, 10:11:43 PM
Imagine if that was weed.
 :o gadzooks!!

that would be great.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: m477 on March 26, 2010, 10:17:23 PM
ok i understnd the modding, but seriously. a forum is free speech. but protecting other members is tantamount to a clique, and preventing my defense to my original post is ... ah fuck it Elastic Spastic is obviously a closet homo transexual incest wanting cock freak that any challenge to his "years on here" will upset the applecart, this is why the skating industry is up it`s arse because of his self proclaimed "one liners" that take precedent over formed opinion.

Thrasher, i have always loved you and i always will, long before this little spunk stain was born. But seriously get a grip of your forums and get shot of the clique love.

I know this will probably go over your head but here is something to ponder:  If everyone else is always wrong... it's probably you!


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: skatenerd on March 26, 2010, 10:24:55 PM
This is relevant
[img width= height=]http://www.rogerskateboards.com/images/ads/ad_24.jpg[/img]


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: elastic back on March 27, 2010, 04:24:10 AM
ok i understnd the modding, but seriously. a forum is free speech. but protecting other members is tantamount to a clique, and preventing my defense to my original post is ... ah fuck it Elastic Spastic is obviously a closet homo transexual incest wanting cock freak that any challenge to his "years on here" will upset the applecart, this is why the skating industry is up it`s arse because of his self proclaimed "one liners" that take precedent over formed opinion.

Thrasher, i have always loved you and i always will, long before this little spunk stain was born. But seriously get a grip of your forums and get shot of the clique love.

wow. now i am single handed ruining the industry with my "one liners" on a forum. this is amazing.

you, safcblogger, on the other hand, are the best thing that has happened to skateboarding and are saving it from it demise at the hands of freaks like me that dress like women, like dudes, and crave family members. excuse me while i go ruin skateboarding more by actually doing it...


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: bailgun on March 27, 2010, 12:47:33 PM
man, you guys are totally ruining skateboarding by not fellating safcblogger. don't you know he's been skateboarding for A REALLY REALLY LONG TIME?!!?!?!? dammit he DESERVES your respect!!!! did you not notice he started a thread about ERIC DRESSEN?!?!!? he know his HISTORY, maaaaan.

grumpy old fucks like this guy almost make me ashamed to be a grumpy old fuck.



Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: C H U C K on March 27, 2010, 04:40:55 PM
man, you guys are totally ruining skateboarding by not fellating safcblogger. don't you know he's been skateboarding for A REALLY REALLY LONG TIME?!!?!?!? dammit he DESERVES your respect!!!! did you not notice he started a thread about ERIC DRESSEN?!?!!? he know his HISTORY, maaaaan.

grumpy old fucks like this guy almost make me ashamed to be a grumpy old fuck.



That old fuck safcblogger aint worth a fuck. That's coming from a old fuck that has 10 plus years more of experience on the board than him. My opinion obviously matters more.  Duh....


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: dtotherob on March 27, 2010, 05:17:41 PM
maybe he'll start another thread asking us how long we've been skating. that way the pecking order can be established.  good thing i've got 2 years on him.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: susej on March 28, 2010, 12:25:13 AM
me too! 

time for a round of hi-fives!


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: WiteNite on March 28, 2010, 07:28:43 AM
ok i understnd the modding, but seriously. a forum is free speech. but protecting other members is tantamount to a clique, and preventing my defense to my original post is ... ah fuck it Elastic Spastic is obviously a closet homo transexual incest wanting cock freak that any challenge to his "years on here" will upset the applecart, this is why the skating industry is up it`s arse because of his self proclaimed "one liners" that take precedent over formed opinion.

Thrasher, i have always loved you and i always will, long before this little spunk stain was born. But seriously get a grip of your forums and get shot of the clique love.

Alright I don't know what is wrong with you, maybe all your 'expertise' will allow me to figure it out. First of all I have no idea what eby did to you all I saw was eby asking a legitimate question which I am still waiting for the answer, then you went talking about his sexuality. Did I miss something or did you? Now your probably going to try to expose my closet homosexuality, which seems logical since I did asked you a harmless question without insulting you in any way.
I don't even know why I bother feeding it when these three gentlemen have already pretty much summed it all up

If everyone else is always wrong... it's probably you!

grumpy old fucks like this guy almost make me ashamed to be a grumpy old fuck.

Oh! I think I know the problem. The Self-Righteous Narcissist forum is down the hall to the left. Common mistake.

Somebody give these guys a shred!


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: susej on March 28, 2010, 07:39:28 AM
Done!

But if anybody wants to minus bailgun back to a no homo 169, I'm cool with that. 


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: zeroney on March 30, 2010, 01:23:11 AM
ever heard of the "170"?.....


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: Hefeweizen on March 30, 2010, 10:25:15 AM
Hey, whoa... This is a family forum.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: elastic back on March 30, 2010, 12:54:52 PM
then who is the deadbeat dad? and the stripper mom? can i be the creepy uncle? what does that make each of you? so many questions...


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: m477 on March 30, 2010, 02:32:27 PM
If this is a family, it's more functional than mine (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i315/thxmg23/Smilies/dizzy.gif)


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: Bohdi on March 31, 2010, 08:59:26 AM
Woah. This Safcblogger guy is a total kook!

And I would be the cool, handsome cousin, of course. Not the son of the creepy uncle, the son of the hot aunt.


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: Daf Dennis on June 19, 2010, 02:26:04 PM
re-vive this thread?


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: polly@bbt on June 19, 2010, 04:11:21 PM
the majority of my experience has been gained through immense experience.

I just stumbled across this thread.
I wonder if his vast wisedom comes from being wise?
.....


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: Hefeweizen on June 19, 2010, 05:27:19 PM
It comes from his wiseardry. He's a wiseard. 


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: Bro on June 19, 2010, 05:29:51 PM
Interesting thread.


And for my next move...
*leaves thread and posts random gif*
(http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm13/joeobima/Reporter_explosion.gif)


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: 666 4 life on June 21, 2010, 09:01:08 AM
im the retarted little brother


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: Angus Scrimm on July 17, 2010, 06:33:19 PM
This is the funniest thing I have read on here yet, the first page or two are completely priceless.
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g72/sksb/SSR/legendarythread.jpg)


Title: Re: Hi all just saying Hello
Post by: Emergen C. on July 23, 2010, 11:50:14 AM
I of course could be the little faggot cousin.