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maemae
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« on: December 05, 2007, 01:11:53 PM »

My fucking drunk ass mom lost my board. -.-
What the hell do I do noW?
No money, no trasportaion, no fucking BOARD!

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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2007, 01:18:34 PM »

Steal her booze and let her feel your pain.  That oughta learn her right up.
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2007, 01:50:59 PM »

Become an alcoholic now and save yourself the 5 extra years of sobriety.
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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 03:41:51 PM »

and then once you get drunk off her booze, lose her keys down the toilet.
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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2007, 07:25:30 PM »

and then get a board that isn't a Zero
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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2007, 09:38:22 PM »

call cps and get a new mom.
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« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2007, 07:38:37 AM »

or bang her friends and write a blog about it
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« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2007, 05:13:16 PM »

Beat her with a sack of batteries. It won't leave a mark and it will let her know who's the boss!
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« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2007, 06:31:40 PM »

you're thinking of oranges.
a sack of batteries will leave all kinds of marks. 
trust me. i know.
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2007, 06:41:16 PM »

yeah it does leave hella marks. my dad used to hit me with that when i was a little ass kid.
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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2007, 06:51:38 PM »

oh, I thought he said a "sack of berries"
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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2007, 07:13:36 AM »

or bang her friends and write a blog about it

Uhm I'm not a lesbo.
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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2007, 11:00:20 AM »

that'd make it that much more interesting
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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2007, 02:33:25 PM »

or bang her friends and write a blog about it

Uhm I'm not a lesbo.
She doesn't have any friends who are guys?
Come on, be creative.
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2007, 11:57:04 AM »

All good ideas but....I say sell your computer, buy a new setup (not zero), bang your mom's friends, beat her with a sack of orange batteries, get drunk off her booze, and see if you can get signed to Baker. I know a few years back most of those things would've at least gotten you in the door with Mr. Strickland.
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