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« on: January 14, 2009, 03:21:19 AM »

I just texed some chick I met tonight, and asked her to meet me for drinks on me this afternoon. The akward part is I can't remember what she looks like...........  And fuck, I'm such a Barney, it took so long to figure out my phone. My first message to her was "Come?" Freudian slip perhaps? The second message was "oops I meant  come meet me for drinks this afternoon on me?"

I'm a dolt and cant figure out modern technology.

With any luck I'll figure out sex with this chica....  Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2009, 07:06:20 AM »




good luck. and remember:

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« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2009, 07:07:54 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2009, 07:42:36 AM »

I just texed some chick I met tonight, and asked her to meet me for drinks on me this afternoon. The akward part is I can't remember what she looks like........... 

ABD, bro. She won't forget what I looked like anytime too soon. You might want to have her clean up first, I am getting some barnacles on my manhood (speaking about barney). I'm just trying to look out for you, man.

Oh, and will you give her a message for me? Tell her "Not now, I am not ready for one at the moment. Sorry, babe." She will know what I am talking about.
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« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2009, 07:51:48 AM »

ABC, ABD...ABE?

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« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2009, 08:18:32 AM »

I think what you're trying to get across here is that he sould pull an abe lincoln on her
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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2009, 08:50:18 AM »

exactly. thanks for clarifying.
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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2009, 09:38:12 AM »

You know what's really awkward?  Your spelling of the word.

/grammar nazi
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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2009, 11:22:22 AM »

Somebody's hungover today...............  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2009, 11:33:13 AM »

I'm heading back to the scene of the crime and ask around about this chica. She just sent me a message and want's to meet up later........ I was pretty faded last night, this could be interesting.
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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2009, 12:12:52 PM »

well, if she was good enough for bohdi, she can't be that bad, right? don't catch barnacles though, haha.
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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2009, 10:48:17 PM »

Was the deed done?

Was she ugly?
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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2009, 12:00:56 AM »

I done good. Sweet girl and cute to boot. Probably not happening though. Fun for a few nights maybe. I need a chick that can rock the punk rock records, drink like a fish, curse like a sailor, and most importantly, put up with my dumb ass.  Being a 39 year old skatepunk in Mankato has some major drawbacks.
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2009, 01:06:49 AM »

I am finding myself only attracted to punk girls lately as well.  Or really down-to-earth girls.  Fuck the all-too-common delusions-of-grandeur sunglasses socialites.
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2009, 01:15:32 AM »

Down to earth is the real deal.  That, and the ability to put up with my obnoxious dumb ass.  Wink
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