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« on: February 26, 2009, 04:52:02 PM »

My friend after hearing that I had failed Physics told me, "You skateboard right? Well if you did well in Physics you'd be able to calculate at what velocity you're going so you don't fall or you can calculate where you'll land after doing an ollie"

My family and I were eating dinner with my aunt, her husband and her kids one time, and Uncle told us how my cousin had won a huge basketball game recently and my dad said, "I wish my son participated in a sport that I could be proud of him for"

I was trying to start off highschool right, didn't want anyone to know that I skated...
skater at school: "hey my fellow skater, high five!"
me: *ignore him
Everyone else: You skateboard?


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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 04:54:58 PM »

"Can you please stop jumping around on that skateboard? I'm tired of buying you a pair of shoes once a month and having them rip in 2 weeks"
-Mom

"That skater in the video you're watching doesn't have holes in his shoes."
-Mom
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 05:13:04 PM »

when I was 12 I got caught looking at the enjoi website with an interview with an alcoholic sock puppet up
then my parents yelled at me for a half hour about the dangers of alcoholism
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 06:08:13 PM »

"You suck at skateboarding. Why do you waste your time?"
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2009, 12:26:21 AM »

"you skateboard, Like OMG thats hella cool. Do you know Ryan Sheckler? LOLZ!"
I swear to god thats verbatim. Some girl and her family came into this restaurant i worked at in San Clemente, and they were from Nevada or some shit. They took their vacation their to help their daughter meet ryan sheckler. I wanted to smack them all.
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2009, 05:15:52 AM »

"How can you be a skateboarder and don't listen to korn"
I was in awe of the pure stupidness
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2009, 05:40:29 AM »

"How can you be a skateboarder and don't listen to korn"
I was in awe of the pure stupidness

reminds me of one time i was in Best Buy, and this fat dude went up to a sales associate guy by me and asked "do you have 'korn's greatest hits'?" it's like dude, by grammatical standards, your request is a paradox.
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2009, 06:46:40 AM »


when I was 12 I got caught looking at the enjoi website with an interview with an alcoholic sock puppet up
then my parents yelled at me for a half hour about the dangers of alcoholism



reminds me of one time i was in Best Buy, and this fat dude went up to a sales associate guy by me and asked "do you have 'korn's greatest hits'?" it's like dude, by grammatical standards, your request is a paradox.


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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2009, 06:49:38 AM »

some dad calling the cops on me for skating in a park: i understand, i used to skate too.
me: no you didn't. you may have had a skateboard, but there is not such thing as "used to" in skateboarding.
him: something you just grow out of.
me: not true.
him: i'm 40 years old, it would look ridiculous for me to be riding a skateboard.
me: no, calling the cops on some guys trying to have fun skating in a park that we pay taxes for is what is ridiculous.
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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2009, 10:53:47 AM »

How about "for" skateboarding. 


Cop:   "I could kill you and no-one will know"

totally seperate incident while rolling down the street my then 12 year old friend tackled by an undercover with gun drawn........"for" skateboarding
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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2009, 11:02:35 AM »

some dad calling the cops on me for skating in a park: i understand, i used to skate too.
me: no you didn't. you may have had a skateboard, but there is not such thing as "used to" in skateboarding.
him: something you just grow out of.
me: not true.
him: i'm 40 years old, it would look ridiculous for me to be riding a skateboard.
me: no, calling the cops on some guys trying to have fun skating in a park that we pay taxes for is what is ridiculous.

You should have told him to put bindings on his board and try it again. No one could ever look ridiculous doing that.  :Smiley Maybe when he hit's his 50's he'll lose his mind and give it a shot.
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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2009, 11:30:15 AM »

Most asked question. "Can you do an impossible?"
My personal favorite answer. "Well, that would be impossible, now wouldn't it?"
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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2009, 11:34:31 AM »

i am too lazy to find all the ridiculous things  has said about skateboarding, but they are up there. you all have read them anyway...unfortunately.
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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2009, 02:21:34 PM »

he's deleting a lot of them.
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« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2009, 02:31:06 PM »

I think he's litterally down to one comment now.
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