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« on: May 08, 2010, 01:58:00 PM »



This man, former TSA screener Rolando Negrin, apparently has a tiny penis. It was revealed to his TSA coworkers by the TSA's fancy electronic no-hands strip searcher. They mocked him for nearly a year. Then he snapped.

According to the arrest report, Negrin said "he could not take the jokes any more and lost his mind," so he accosted his co-worker Hugo Osorno in an employee parking lot, where he "forced Osorno to his knees and made him apologize before whacking him on the back and arms with the baton."

The moral of the story? Negrin was uncovered during a training exercise, where he had no protection (in more ways than one). Civilians, on the other hand, supposedly have their faces blurred, the scanners sequestered in another room, to preserve anonymity. But they're totally mocking your small wang. So, just opt for the pat down, since no dude screener is going to grab your junk hard enough to tell, lest they got mocked by the other screeners. Apparently, that's a problem at the TSA. [Miami Herald via Boing Boing]

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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2010, 10:06:06 PM »

Haha, sketchy. Albuquerque was one of the first airports to have that new scanning equipment because of all the military action that goes on here and I remember having to go through that thing. After I came out they asked, "Do you have some change in your pocket, sir?" and I remember wondering at that point if they saw my junk. It looked like the people who were operating it were sitting right there too, like they were testing it, not in some hidden room. I thought I caught a wink... 
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2010, 05:20:22 PM »

I guess he could have just said
" i]your wife/girlfriend said otherwise[/i]"

Yeah,I wouldn't want to go through that screener.
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2010, 05:50:08 PM »

I wonder what they would do if you walked through the screener with a boner.
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2010, 07:24:10 PM »

I wonder what they would do if you walked through the screener with a boner.

you would, since you can't get enough of tits. on t-shirts.

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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2010, 09:46:24 PM »

A boner would be obvious without a scanner.

unless you really do need a scanner to see it.
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