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« on: June 27, 2008, 08:23:36 PM »

when i was in middle school, i was a real smartass and i wrote this:


Not many people like telemarketing because it is very repetitive, however, some people enjoy mindless repetitive tasks and love telemarketing. Others like it because of they enjoy trying to convince people to do things.

On the job, telemarketers need to work with complicated electronics such as: phones. Also, telemarketers have to talk to people almost the entire time they are on the job. Telemarketers also have to know lots of important data including: the rates or price of what they sell, survey questions, phone numbers and who hang up on them (so they can call again later).

A good thing to volunteer in to practice telemarketing is at a political campaign office because politicians like to make voters feel important, so they have people call them up and tell them to vote for that candidate.

Now that I have done this project, I definitely want to be a telemarketer more than anything in the world.




now i actually am a telemarketer and it sucks.
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2008, 02:09:27 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2008, 08:15:30 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2008, 09:45:31 PM »

oh, the irony....
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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2008, 02:04:55 PM »

i quit today.
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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2008, 04:49:24 PM »

good call.
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« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2008, 09:28:41 PM »

Well, up until now, I felt a bit better when telemarketers called, knowing it might be dirtmongrel on the other end.
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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2008, 08:01:37 AM »

Well, up until now, I felt a bit better when telemarketers called, knowing it might be dirtmongrel on the other end.

somewhere out there, my telemarketing spirit lives on, calling you while you're trying to eat dinner.
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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2008, 02:07:02 PM »

good call.
pun intended?
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