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lazlow
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« on: July 22, 2008, 06:51:59 PM »

Tell us about the worst time you ate shit and all the injuries that resulted from it.

I was bombing a hill except it was more like a really long narrow handicapped ramp that goes up the side of a levee. I tried to drag my foot for the first time ever (I think i was 13) and my back foot hit my back wheel and I was thrown foward. I banged my knees together whilst ripping holes in both knees of my jeans. My left hand got smashed underneath my left hip and it looked like when Slash says "concrete hand" in the Deathwish video. The worst part of it by far though (remember I said it was a handicapped ramp?) was I banged the top of my head on the guardrail alongside the ramp. It took like 4 minutes for my friends to realize I didn't make it down and for them to run back up and check on me. There was a lot of blood in my hair and on my hand. I went home after that.

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« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2008, 07:07:43 PM »

Frontside ollie off the extension. The board and my body flew towards the platform and I landed on the coping on my hip. I just slid to the bottom, fuck that hurt.
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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2008, 08:22:05 PM »

Almost a year ago to the day, I slipped out of a lipslide in a bowl - a trick I've done a hundred times. After bailing I looked down and realized my left foot had spun a 360. It was pretty killer. It was late at night and I was alone. So I walked to the hospital, after briefly trying to drive my car, which has a manual transmission, to sit and wait for 10 hours, while old ladies nudged my foot as they walked by. Found out I snapped the fibula and would need some metal put in. I got two prescriptions of morphine out of it, even though I didn't tell many people cause that shit is a hot ticket.   

But I'd also like to give a special shout out to relanding on your board after kicking it away when you're skating tranny. That always makes for a good metal face.
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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2008, 09:14:55 PM »

Never been to the hospital, luckily.  I landed on my humerus and it went numb for about an hour, I was kind of not happy about that, but I landed a huge boardslide in that state.
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2008, 11:14:36 PM »

Not skateboarding, but I was snowboarding and was on top of a box six feet off the ground.  About halfway on it, I lost my balance.  I don't snowboard that much and tend to forget that I'm not riding a skateboard, so I kind of half tried to jump off and ended up pitching face first off the side.  It was below freezing and the ground was solid ice.  I landed right on my face.  I went into the lodge to look at it, and the entire right side was a mess, with bleeding scrapes all over my forehead, cheek, nose, chin, and right below my eye.

Another time when I was skating, I landed wrong on the tail and it flipped up and hit me in the face.
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2008, 11:17:16 PM »

tryin a lien to tail Grin in a snake bowl, snapped it back in and came down to a lil' chillen...

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« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2008, 08:54:20 AM »

All my worst slams are drinking accidents.
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« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2008, 01:07:17 PM »

Bombing a hill me and like 3 buddies i was about to hit a pot hole at about 35 mph and i pushed over and made it but when i put my back foot back on it slid out and i flew across an intersection before i landed on the ground and slid right against the tires of a suv that just slammed on its brakes and barely stopped in time.
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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2008, 05:55:13 PM »

well, the last one was on a bike coming home from the skatepark. (my board was strapped to the back)
it was raining, and i lost control. i endoed, face to concrete. 7 stitches under my left eye.
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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2008, 07:12:27 PM »

Should've skated home.
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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2008, 08:38:15 PM »

It was when I first started skating, about 3 years ago..I was just learning to ride and then my board shot out from under me and I fell on my back, slamming my head on the ground. Good thing I was wearing a helmet.
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« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2008, 12:57:20 AM »

I wish you didn't have your helmet.
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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2008, 08:50:03 AM »

I wish you didn't have your helmet.

dude's just going through a phase right now where he's into shit that is quote on quote cool soon enough he'll discover the shit he likes because he likes it not because of bam
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« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2008, 10:15:57 AM »

damn my worst slam was when i was skatein a punk ramp in my garage fell and landed on a 3 inch staple used to nail power lines to the posts rip open my leg got 5 stiches
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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2008, 12:51:46 PM »

I get it, newb bashing initiation.
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