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Girl Workshop B
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« on: July 24, 2008, 12:42:27 PM »

post what you hear in public that made you laugh
since i don't have any to tell right now here's an example that i got from a different forum.
"yeah...it was all red and I don't think it looked right. I mean, is red stuff even supposed to come out of there? I think something might be stuck."
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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 01:18:12 PM »

I was at work the other day and I was going on my break. On my onto the break room, I overheard a little kid, probably 10 years old, singing the COPS theme with his own select words. "Black boys, black boys, what you gunna doooo, what you gunna dooo when they come for you, black boys, black boys!" The funny thing is, I could have sworn I heard his mother singing it as well. The most interesting part was that there was a black man about 100 yards away from them. I wasn't able to find out if the man heard or not but I can't imagine he didn't.
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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2008, 02:10:48 PM »

"You can't quit until you try
You can't live until you die
You can't learn to tell the truth
Until you learn to lie"

-amazing.
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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2008, 06:16:35 PM »

"You can't quit until you try
You can't live until you die
You can't learn to tell the truth
Until you learn to lie"

amazing.

-ly stupid.
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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2008, 07:02:09 PM »

That's from that retarded 6 am song.

I didn't overhear this, but some little girls came up to me while i was lifegaurding and said, "Are you a Jonas Brothers fan?" and I just star at them.  Then they say, "Cuz you have Jonas Brother Glasses on"

I was wearing Thrasher Beer Gogles.....
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2008, 08:37:18 PM »

Someone told me once that I look like one of those fucks...I guess I kind of do but I had no idea what they looked like at the time so I just stared blankly at them.
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2008, 09:19:19 PM »

lifegaurding
you might be at the wrong place.
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2008, 12:58:09 AM »

pool=wet, scantily clad girls.

sounds to me like he's in exactly the right place.
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« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2008, 01:03:05 AM »

Who the hell are the Jonas Brothers? Their band name sounds like something off of the Disney network...when are these kids on there ever going to realize that they have no talent?
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« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2008, 11:09:35 AM »

Who the hell are the Jonas Brothers? Their band name sounds like something off of the Disney network...when are these kids on there ever going to realize that they have no talent?

Quit trying to play dumb...
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« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2008, 11:11:51 AM »

Some bitches told me last night when i was at the park i looked like the guy from deathcab for cutie . . . LAME
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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2008, 03:17:04 PM »

I know i instantly wanted to shave and chop my mop.
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« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2008, 03:25:03 PM »

Some bitches told me last night when i was at the park i looked like the guy from deathcab for cutie . . . LAME


as long as it wasn't this guy you should pull through ok



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« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2008, 03:29:16 PM »

Some bitches told me last night when i was at the park i looked like the guy from deathcab for cutie . . . LAME


as long as it wasn't this guy you should pull through ok






Damnit, well they said i wasnt as round as him . . . i do wear the black frames and my beard is way more brutal , my hair is quite a bit longer too . . . none the less FUCK !!!
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« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2008, 07:19:12 PM »

Oooohh...umm...well then...uhh...at least you don't rock the Ralph Mouth shirt and wool suit combo...

...right?
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