Banzai Rock skatepark is almost directly across from the world-famous Banzai Pipeline on Kamehameha Highway 83, on Oahu's North Shore. Depending on which direction you’re travelling, start looking inland when you’re close to the pipe. It’s between Waimea Bay and Pipeline. When you see a bunch of chicken coops, you’re close enough to the park that someone who’s there could hit you with a rock. Patrol up and down in the area until you see the park through the trees. If you can't find it, stop at Ehukai Beach and walk out to the water and sacrifice yourself to the brutal coral and tiger sharks of the ocean. You need to be taken out of the gene pool.
ADDRESS: 59 Kamehameha Hwy, Haleiwa, HI 96712, USA