Burnout: Smyth Selects
Dis rap and captions by Smyth.
"This is my third go at king of the road
I got the best crew out as I've been told
I'm the only TM that gots what it takes
Those sucka TMs ain't Real they fake
That's right Alden I'm talkin bout you
Ishod's out the game so whatchu gonna do
Birdhouse TM got lots of product in his hair
His shirt got a V but he look like a square
Cairo, or is it Roger Lodge
We called you Nollie Hard when you was a T-Dog
Phelper don't blow it, vote for Chocolate
With me at the helm it's real as it's gets
The illest team out and you're the judge
Give it to us S.F.C. big love" - Sam Smyth
Tupac inspired diamond nose stud. I'm sure Raven secretly thought about getting one more than a couple times.
Day one, Vinsanity steps to the coke-white fit.
The Fuckin Book
Coach Core. Game face.
Vincent goes for "Craziest Drop-in" and "Skate a Roof" in one shot.
Hot freestyle fire gets spit in Silver Bullet Studios.
Coach Core with Team Chocolate.
Mid-way intimidation tactics.
Vincent repeatedly took it for the team…
… while Wheatley handle the tough stuff.
A stare, with flare.
This doesn't get old.
Auby with the "worst haircut" I've ever seen. Yamaka shaped bald spot, cracked egg, chewing gum, cigarette butts, and assorted trash. Bubble Yum unibrow and Fu Man Chew tips for good measure.
Back of that crap.
Short Dog's in the house. What up though?
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